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wiffles wrote:
I attempt to heal rjhiw

He's currently a zombie, with a blade arm. And you are one of the only 2 effective weapons you guys have.


Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:57 am
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Not my ship.
No way.
Alright.
Now it's personal.

YOUR DOING TO DIE, PUNY LITTLE LIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!
I CHARGE IT AND GO FOR THE NECK!

Oh jayzus. And why 8 edits?

Did I mention Joe is kind of a beefy guy?
HE'S GOIN' DOOOOOOOOOWN!
I DEMAND A +2 TO ATTACKS BECAUSE OF MY FRENZY!!


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hurm, scrap that, get someone else to heal him, Ill attack matilda again, wish me luck


Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:10 am
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Foa wrote:
> HEAL, silently, and if there is time, jump into my dinghy for an awesome ( second definition- fear-striking ) Operand later... _


> Scratch this action, I'll substitute it with a better action... _

> Sacrifice my only artifice of confection ( My CakeTrilby ) , and create an ever-curing Cake Delight ( Cake Frosting is a soothing decadence, but pie filling is a volatile sweet ) _


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I guess i... Try to control the zombie within me. If that fails then go try to eat more zombies or at least make friends with them.


Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:49 am
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Maybe I should have flobbed my arm around a few turns ago to make it un-numb so I could wield the minigun.


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CrazyMLC wrote:
Maybe I should have flobbed my arm around a few turns ago to make it un-numb so I could wield the minigun.

You did wield it, you just can't punch through Matilda's armor with a Minigun. Miniguns are primarily designed to hit many, many hits. Against a heavily armored foe, it won't do much good, and Matilda is very much armored. You might be able to exploit Matilda's rat wound though...


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So, a sniper rifle would be best.

So, yeah, I'm tearing it a new one.


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So, a sniper rifle would be best.

So, yeah, I'm tearing it a new one.

A railgun would be best. But that's not nearly as attainable.
Are you just gonna use your bare hands to tear its new one open?


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My teeth, my feet, anything I can pick up on the way. I've just gone apeshit. Maybe I'll even tear off some armor for wiffles to get a clean shot.
I hope I don't die. Luck favors the foolish, right?


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Alright, I want to sob to myself while drifting in the ocean.


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Swimming to the dinghy would be a smart idea.


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rjhw1 wrote:
I guess i... Try to control the zombie within me. If that fails then go try to eat more zombies or at least make friends with them.

You can't man, Matilda has a jammer!!!
Our only hope is that someone severes the now exposed spinal column ( exposed by yours truly ) , BUT I CAN'T OVERSTATE THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION!!!

I am remedying this situation if we don't kill her now, with a delicious foodstuffs.


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Oh, and if things pan out, Matilda will hardly be the worst thing you face. Keep that in mind.


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Hyperkultra wrote:
Oh, and if things pan out, Matilda will hardly be the worst thing you face. Keep that in mind.

Well, at least I have my dinghy.

Rjhw1 you are a ♥♥♥♥ zombie, and your abilities are jammed.
MLC you can't do apeshit let alone go apeshit, YOU ARE RUNNING FOR DEAR LIFE, AND YOU ARE NOT A ZOMBIE!
WIFFLES, Get the hell away from RjHw1, and come to me for the cake delight.
Water-Logged person, BEN, get to and ready the dinghy!


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