I eat the train, and ♥♥♥♥ metal pieces TO YOUR FAEC!

I unhinge my jaw and chew the metal into an undifferentiated molten slurry.

I then spit the superheated metal at your helpless undefended toes.

I have no toes. I am a ghost. oooOOOooOOOOOOOOooooo
I use my ghostly powers to possess you and run you off a cliff into a pit of superheated spikes with spikes coming off the spikes and spikes on those spikes, etc etc.

I turn into chuck norris and the spikes dont hurt me.I grab one and throw it at your face.

Chuck Norris stopped being cool years ago, your invincibility fails, and you die, failing to throw any spikes.
Rain of Trains.

I am nothing. I am everything. I am the trains. The trains land on you.

I build some tracks to redirect the trains TO YOUR FAEC

Aha, but you see there is signal failure en route to me, thus there is a rail replacement bus service between you and YOUR FAEC.

Oops, looks like someone messed up the bus schedule!

I hastily correct the bus schedule, all the while muttering about lousy pays and idiotic coworkers.

I then hire a bus driver to take me down the street while I hang out from the door, firing at you with a semiautomatic machine gun.

I make the bullets stop with my psychic powers.

I shoot an arrow to your knee.

i grab the arrow before it touches my knee

i change myself into a dragon and try to kill you with my claws

I deflect your attacks with my fish.

I begin to bludgeon you with a goldfish.

I fry the fish on my pan.

I grab the pan and strike you in YOUR FAEC

I take the full hit from the pan but since the goal is to survive and that clearly wouldn't be fatal it only leaves a bad red mark.

I send an army of robotic dragon laser bees with diamond encrusted platinum eyeballs towards you.

Those robotic dragon laser bees can't see ♥♥♥♥, they've got tons of diamond encrusted platinum covering their eyes.

I activate my trap card.