Yeah a chimpanzee is secretly the final boss in the game.

I'd say tank, but speed would be more useful.

So that's a hay-vote for Tank and a full vote for Speed.

MONKEYTANK

Alright, le furious MonkeyTAAAAANK! wins. As soon as we're safe I'll do that.

Just waiting on RDM to Evil Roll now guise.

He needs to hurry up so two rolls can go by, and I can make my Spidermonkey TAAAAANK!

>Just waiting on RDM to Evil Roll now guise.

Just waiting on TechnoGeek to stop being a Foa.

(Don't worry, I'll roll today regardless of whether or not I get Techno's action.)

EDIT: Nevermind

A: No more exo-suits. This is ridiculus.
B: You can't put yourself on the waiting list while you're in the current game.

Yomanticore, if I make my next character melee only (MAYBE a desperation side-arm) and have a -2 modifier with guns, could I have a modifier that moves me 1 number closer to five, then probably a movement or reflex modifier? Oh, and I want him to not cut things, but smack them with a sledgehammer. Just curious, would that be okay?

The -2 would balance the +/-1, so yes.
Melee only is your choice, as is the sledgehammer.

I don't think we'll get to the bottom of the waiting list before this RTD wraps up, sorry

Oh, also, rolling. Gave Techno enough time.

EDIT: Rolled. Another one of fair length, and I had to look up a couple of facts on the good guys etc so yeah.

There are only two actually active people on there, though. You're probably right, I suppose - that's life.

FoiL (2+1+1+1+1-1-2=3) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew rolls over and lands on his back. The Jeep is unbearably hot now, and his whole body feels like a thousand needles are stabbing him. He manages to crawl to a door and rotates himself around to kick it.
THUNK
KER-THUNK
CRUNCH
THUN-CRANG
The ruined door pops off its hinges and Andrew crawls out of the hole. He flops onto the grass, exhausted and burned from the fire. He falls into a semi-conscious state where he can't feel anything but can still hear things around him. He rests.
Appearance:
Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 4 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation, scariness etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (30 of 32 Rounds, Wielded)
Beretta 92FS (10 of 10 rounds)
Extendable baton (Holstered)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Concussion (Dizzy, bleeding from scalp, -1 to all actions)
Dislocated Shoulder (-2 to using preferred arm)
Crispy (Hot pain all over, -1 every second turn)

Ociamarru (1) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad races after his Monkey to get its attention again (1+2=3). It looks at him as he gets closer, and Vlad unholsters his handgun.
"Heer"
Take this and follow me!
He gives the handgun over, and the Monkey immediately grabs the trigger.
BANG
Vlad blinks. Then looks down. Blood is leaking from his shoe.
"Argh! Ztupeed Munkee!"
The Monkey jumps up and down excitedly.
"OOH OOH AH AH!"
Appearance:
Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife
Inventory
Containment Unit (37 slots used, 13 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (4 mags of Shotgun Shells (40), 8 handgun magazines (80), 12 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Spider-Monkey Control!
Shot in the foot (-1 to running every second turn)

Point.Blank (3) Asfer
Asfer follow Vlad, thumping along. Vlad stops and hands a pistol over to a Monkey, which is a little weird, and the Monkey prompty shoots Vlad in the foot and jumps up and down happily.
LOL
Appearance:
Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (2 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (250 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) RETRACTED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 40%

HighEndNoob (3+1=4) Kyle Berguard
"Merde!"
Kyle crouches and unholsters his Desert Eagles.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (24 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, Slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (5 - 5 of 9 Rounds, Wielded)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (100% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 5 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 4 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- C-4 Detonator (1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 12 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Re-invigorated (+1 for this and the next roll)
Ideal Ambush (+1 to ambush-esque actions)

CrazyMLC (3) James Blond
James sprints to the flaming Jeep to try and save Andrew inside, but he can't find an entrance. A quick look around and he sees a body lying on the grass a few meters in front of the Jeep. He races over to find an unconscious Barker, cut and bruised from being thrown through the windscreen. A crash behind him, and Andrew miraculously crawls out of the Jeep to flop on the grass. He looks in bad shape.
Appearance:
British. Tall with an athletic build; blond hair, blue eyes, attractive.
Abilities
Ambidextrous (+1 to rolls involving the use of both hands)
Sly (+1 to sneaking, deceiving, picking up ladies etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
Super-Heated-Plasma-Rounds Rifle (92% Energy, Slung)
High-Powered Dual Laser Pistols (100% | 100% Energies, Holstered)
Mono-filament Bladed Bronze Knuckles (Worn)
Inventory
Backpack (22 slots used, 3 available)
-Rations (15 meals, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
-Water Bottle (2 uses, +1 to next action, 1 slot)
-Two hand-lit flares (2 slots)
-Box of 12 Cigars (lasts 2 turns, +1 to awesomeness, 1 slot)
-Box of 50 matches (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-2x C-4 Explosives (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-3x Flash bangs (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-Blasting caps (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-Box of 6 Cigar guns (Disposable, single use, 1 slot)
-Fancy Expensive, manly cologne (1 slot)
-Plasma Rifle Ammo (5 mags, 5 slots)
-Utility machete (2 slots)

Sakiskid (4) Tyler Smith
Tyler kicks his feet up and down constantly, ripping the bag open even further, and finally rolls out onto the grass. He turns his head sideways to see that he is practically surrounded by mean-looking soldiers; armed of course.
"Hurghlerghbarlrgh!!" He says.
Appearance:
6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes.
Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, slung)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (12 of 12 rounds, holstered)
Machete (sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed)
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Open-Wound-Closing Gel in a plastic vial
Chocolate snack bar
iPod
Skullcandy headphones
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (2x each)
Condition(s)
Hogtied (Cannot speak or use hands)
Sore (-1 to taking melee damage)

Game Events
It is early morning.
The Blurs, Blue Demon and the Redhead fight off the wild animals, slaughtering all of them in various gruesome ways. The four (not three! derp) enemy soldiers fire at the animals a bit too. Andrew has escaped the burning jeep, Vlad is hopping on one foot with a laughing monkey, Asfer is laughing at Vlad, Kyle is ready for action, James is helping Barker and the last person has escaped his bodybag.
The four soldiers have surrounded this person but aren't firing. Rather, Blue Demon keeps telling them off when they point a weapon at anyone of the party.
Then the next wave arrives. Two pairs of panthers, four total, emerge from the Jungle and flank the Blurs; they seem to have missed or not noticed the party. The animals around the party, which there are not that many of left, decide to attack James, Andrew and Barker. You have one chance/turn to do something before you are surrounded.
Enemies:
Half a dozen snakes, +1 Anaconda;
Half a dozen wild boar;
Several big cats (Panthers & jaguars);
Two dozen birds;
Half a dozen monkeys;
A couple of aligators.