Vlad doesn't know if Andrew is dead or not, so having a "Take Andrew away" action isn't in-character. However, a "Go save Andrew !!!!! " action works. And you didn't say anything about using your CEs.

Well I'm screwed either way.
Lets see... We only need 2 more actions?

E: Also, If I roll a 5 with my +1 actions, it will stay on 5, right? Or will it go to 6?

5 + 1 = 6
Not five.

However, most would say a 6 is better than a 1, so a +1 is an overall improvement.


> Run to the Jeep and save Andrew's ass. |

I had thought my plasma rifle fired actual plasma. :/

Ah...so my mental link doesn't tell me about his condition at all? That sucks...
Go and save Rodriguez. MONKEY TAKE LITTLE GUN, FOLLOW! I'm coming for you, brother.

RDM, your turn.

TechnoGeek, your turn.

(hehe, TechnoGeek is like the Foa of Evil RTD 2 :v)

Hmmm, I've decided to give my cybernetic enhancements to my monkey. I mean, I may not have any fancy, high-tech weapons, but I can read minds, control animals, I'm super agile, fast, can go bullettime, have instinctual abilities, can fly aircraft, and I'm one tough ♥♥♥♥ to kill - both because I'm just hard and because my wounds slowly heal over time. So if I was ALSO superstrong, or I could move even FASTER, or whatever, that'd be pretty overpowered.
If I give it to my spidermonkey, let's see...it'd either be ridiculously fast but unable to do much physical damage because it'd still only be a 2-foot weakling (seriously, the pistol I gave it, that thing is like Fiona's railsniper from its perspective). I guess it could also be a freakishly muscular spidermonkey, but that'd probably slow it down, having arms twice as thick as normal - in fact, having a miniature L4D Tank would be kinda hilarious. Of course, then it'd be WAY less agile. And if I gave it supersenses, it'd be able to look after itself, but it'd have trouble communicating with anyone.

So yeah, now I have a question for YOU people: how should I cybernetically enhance my monkey?
1. Super-strong miniature Tank
2 Votes and a Hay-Vote PLUS MY VOTE
2. Super-fast general annoyance
2 Votes
3. Uh...I dunno, cyborg monkey that's just generally an improved monkey (strong as a healthy human and as fast as a fast spidermonkey)?
1 Vote

Firstly; Cyborg Monkey=Nightmare Fuel.
Second, go speed. Enhance the monkey's natural abilities to preposterous levels.

A problem arises if you roll a 1 while controlling him, so don't go too crazy on him.

Tank. We need one.

I know, Foil - but he's a monkey, one bullet and he's dead.
Incidentally, if we end up with the Tank monkey I think it'll be ♥♥♥♥ hilarious. "♥♥♥♥, we need this door open, NOW! The Blurs are coming, we're dead! What do we do?!"
"OOH OOH AH AH!" Cries the monkey as his ridiculously muscular body stumbles over to the door and pries it open.

"We need to get across this ridge, but how?"
"OOH OOH AH AH!" Cries the monkey as he, with some difficulty, maneuvers himself over to <PERSON>. He grabs <PERSON> with one arm and hammer-tosses them across the ridge.

"You're dead NOW, little monkey!" Shouts a Blur (that rolls a 1, in a melee fight with a freakishly muscular Spidermonkey)
"OOH OOH AH AH!" Cries the monkey (who rolls a 5), and his freakishly ripped body grabs the Blur and, as if in a cartoon, starts flailing him over his head, smacking him into the ground repeatedly.

I doubt he'd be THAT strong, but....c'mon, that'd be hilarious!

If I don't make it call him andrew, upgrade him as much as you can and trow him at the blurs. Better yet, capture my persona and implement it in the monkey!

I was intentionally being ridiculously cartoony about it, hence the "I severely doubt he'd be THAT strong..." bit. I just think that imagining a monkey doing those things would be hilarious.

Anywho, Foil and Saskiskskidkdidkid, cast yer votes.