Ociamarru (-) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad pokes his head out the window to have a look around. The Jeep, and thus the party, is in an enclosed and covered-overhead clearing, about 4 metres wide and 12 long. The trees are thicker to the East and South but fairly thin to the North, where the clearing is much larger and where the battle's at. There are a few trees that you might be able to climb, and a LOT of bushes, undergrowth etc that you could hide in.

Hmmm, thank you - forgot I was supposed to PM those. Well I'm TOTALLY useless in this situation, so Despite the risk of further damaging my mind, attempt to control the nearest wildlife. Try and make it come to me - just a test.

Too bad it won't happen. These rollers are too self-protective.

Well, also, I doubt they could figure out how to do it. There's a way, but eh.

And Die Angelus might rip them to shreds out of rage if they got close.

OH YEAH DID I MENTION THE REDHEAD IS DIE ANGELUS

Would work better if asfer provided auto-cannon cover and blondie acted as a sniper while the rest of us RAM THEM. Oh well.

I just had a great idea of what I should have done at the beginning of the game.

Shove Advere off the helicopter for stealing ma sandwich.

Would have helped you guys about now.

Uh, Foil, my offer to go charging headfirst into combat when you die to kill what killed you only remains if you don't kill yourself through your own stupidity.

Very well.

Push blondie off the drivers seat and assume control of the car.

I add a minor action to my action - Exit the car so Andrew's suicidal kamikaze attack doesn't take me with him.
You're going to get yourself killed, what the hell are you doing?

> Karate chop Andrew into unconciousness. (USING BOTH HANDS) |
(for 1: taking parts of my car and for 2: trying to steal my car.)

Christ, the 'using both hands' thing is getting annoying as ♥♥♥♥.

Karate chop to the groin has a higher knock out chance Perhaps?

That or if worst comes to worst, just rifle smash his face with the stock.

EDIT:
Someone cut off one of Blonds hands.

Lets see him use both then!