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Ociamarru
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 pm
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Well allegedly, Raven wrote: I was going to give you a Portable Planetary Space Cannon, if you must know.
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| Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:22 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4522
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Roll 3
TorrentHKU (1)
You create water in the air, and sky on the ground. Wait, what? The dusty planet is now sealed in a membrane of floating water, and everything below is filled with air. Everybody starts to breathe.
You attempt to see through the eyes of the air, but nothing happens. Then you try to look through the sky-water and see... also nothing. What colour ARE they?
Natti (3)
You make a few rocket-turbined flies. They're quite clunky, and not very fast, but rocket-turbined nonetheless.
Tokochiro (2)
You devolve into a bacterium, known as Tokochia coli, or T-coli.
Bentus (1)
Inside the tank, you swing your turret round, lock on, and fire. An almighty explosion goes off somewhere in your tank and the entire barrel is torn off and flies through the air.
Raven (3)
A pencil appears! Joy! Now who is this Bentus fellow?
Bang.
Boom.
Ouchy.
Ociamarru (4)
"If I ain't a son o' a blerznak! Them's books 'er as confusin' as a scrubblebacked-argolith to me! I'll show that thar city folk what's what!"
You run up to the guy with the book and fire at him. One shot was all you needed. The bullet goes straight through the side of his head and out the other side. Then you see some metal flying though the air.
Game Events:
Raven is shot once through the side of his head. A look of surprise is written across his face, but before he falls to the dust a huge tank barrel flies through the air, and with a colossal boom his body is splattered into the ground. Raven has been terminated from the game.
In other news, everyone starts to breathe as air is introduced the sky-water-membrane offers new protection from the star this dustball is orbiting, and the only animal life other than you guys seems to be a load of funny looking flies. Going well so far.
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Evolve into a whale, a white whale.
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| Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:14 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
Posts: 4144
Location: Hell.
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Pop into existence.
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| Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:31 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge >Order the flies to suck the blood out of all human beings they found. Also, befriend other animals if encountered.
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| Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:27 pm |
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Ociamarru
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge I'm not sure any of us are even human beings.
Light a space-cigar (known to burn extremely hot), take a puff, then drop it on the corpse of our fallen friend to immolate it whilst dropping a bad-ass oneliner.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge > Make Water flammable.
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| Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:43 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Waiting fo' Bentus.
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Bentus
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:20 am
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Build a small nuclear reactor.
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| Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:29 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge Roll 3
TorrentHKU (6)
Water is now a high explosive, and extremely volatile.
Natti (1)
The flies refuse to listen to you, and instead go and start drinking the transparent water in the sky.
Tokochiro (6)
You evolve into a glowing white whale, and begin to spew radiation. Unfortunately, you're still T-Coli sized.
Bentus (1)
You pick up two dusty rocks and bang them together. This isn't rocket science at all!
Ociamarru (6)
"... and that's how you stomp on a bookworm."
You take out a cigar, but fumble and burn your hands, dropping it. The moisture in the blood of the corpse immediately explodes, and sends you flying. You now have more burns that you thought you would have lighting a cigar.
Caekdaemon (4)
Pop.
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| Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:45 pm |
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Ociamarru
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge "Youchochochochochoch!"
Inject space-nanites to the afflicted areas, they should ease the pain and heal me up in an hour or so.
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| Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:09 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge "Howdy. I'm gonna go off and make something..."
Create a spheroid world.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge > Create an ocean planet. A planet that's surface is almost entirely covered in oceans. Make the rocky ball underneath all the ocean similar to earth.
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| Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:55 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge >Give the flies very hard outer shells. Also tell them to obey me. Always.
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| Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:58 am |
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Bentus
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:20 am
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Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge >Summon Zalgo
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