You get Ahnuld.

I insert a creepy clown doll.

You get a Barbie.

I insert quite a number of the above, in a nice neat line.

You get Bettina Dorfmann (Google her).

I insert a dragon egg, blackened by the fires of it's mother's womb (kind of poetically creepy-sounding).

Uh, that was supposed to be a barbie-queue.

Uh, that was supposed to be a barbie-queue.

You get a copy of the Holy Grail

I insert the opposite of my negative value in gold.

You get 5 dollars in gold.

I insert a Vending Machine made by NCB Industries.

the vending machine gets sick of you inserting vending machines and gives you a swift kick to the meat and potatoes

I insert Tom Waits

You get Tom Impatient.

I insert a Tamagotchi.
P.S. Mmmm... mashed potatoes (but I don't like raw meat).

You get a cheap imitation bootleg of a Tamagotchi. What a shame, that was great Japanese workmanship.


I insert Russian Battlefield Equipment.

You recieve a photo of Stalin shaking hands with Uncle Sam. In real life.

I insert my letter to Santa.

you recieve a photo from Satan.

I insert a King

You get a monarchy.

I insert Dr. McNinja.

You get my head that I inserted earlier.

I insert a tootsie roll.

You get a tooth

I insert a banana