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Jobee88
Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:27 am
Posts: 50
Location: Australia
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 Re: Survive the above posters attack You are so enraged that you don't think clearly.
I side step and trip you so you face plant into cow poo.
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| Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:46 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack My spider sense is tingling!
I quickly dodge it by shooting web and swinging into the nearest building.
I shoot web at your legs.
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| Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:51 pm |
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I block your quick jizz,
and counter with a bash the the face with a sheild, two axe hits, and a Fus Ro Dah!
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| Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:36 am |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I happen to be carrying an anti Fus Ro Rah shield.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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| Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:01 pm |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am
Posts: 196
Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I max out my power level and turn super-saiyan, lighting up the darkness with my flashy hair.
I scream "Kamehameha" at you and point my palms together at you.
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| Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:24 pm |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I deflect it with a mirror.
I teleport you into a room with a giant, light resistant Grue. I love Zork.
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| Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:05 pm |
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Jobee88
Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:27 am
Posts: 50
Location: Australia
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Re: Survive the above posters attack lucky for you the grue's name is Zork and it quickly becomes fond of everyone in the room and you have a tea party.
That was poisoned Camille tea you just drank btw. Ha Ha
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| Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:23 pm |
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm
Posts: 3939
Location: NORTH
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Camille tea doesn't exist. I sip a nice pot of Chamomile, myself.
I affix a copper bucket on your head and heat it with a blowtorch.
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| Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:33 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack You run out of gas.
I smack you with the copper bucket.
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| Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:42 pm |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I melt it down into molten copper and pour it on your face.
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I am the tin man for The Wizard of Ozz, so it makes me stronger.
I hit you with an axe.
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| Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:13 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I block the axe attack with a large shield.
I attack you with a CHAINAXE!
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| Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:32 pm |
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I counter your blow with a POWER AXE! A holier alternative to your crude weapon!
I draw an inferno pistol, but with a plasma pistol, a bolt pistol, and a siege hammer on it, and fire everything.
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| Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:15 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I've got an invulnerable 2+ save just because. And I roll a six.
I squeeze a lemon in your eye.
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| Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:37 pm |
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Nighthawk
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm
Posts: 1288
Location: Heck if I know.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Life gave me Lemon-Juice Resistance.
I begin to make lemonade... with your head.
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