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 RtD-Classic Adventure|Roll 35|Ch-2|Enter the Dragon 
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Well caek, I guess I better be careful, otherwise the Iceberg HK Express is gonna plow straight into and sink the Titanics of every woman I meet.
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That sounds a lot more sexual than intended.


Mon May 28, 2012 10:33 pm
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rule 34 on iceberg/titanic plz



OH WAIT, ALREADY BEEN DONE


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rule 34 on iceberg/titanic plz

I did a google.

And it really, really has been done. Why?!?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHY?!?

But on topic, there may be a romance in this. But the only way to find out is to get in there multiple meanings = woo? and find out.


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Dread Pirate Robin.
Dread Pirate.
For the love of god, somebody recognize this.


Tue May 29, 2012 7:44 am
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> Resist urge to Hnng at Misha and Aturia, sit down and thoroughly read the rest of this book. Soak up all the fine details, like how to make hinges and delicate parts and stuff.


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Scour the ship for assorted alcohols, herbs, poisons, and other ██████. Use it to brew up some more of the throat-burning caustic stew of hallucinogenic rage that is BLACK DRANK.


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> Search for anything that I could use as a ranged weapon, then make my way to the Crow's Nest.

I'm probably the best one for that position, considering I have a floaty rock thing, and Cat = Negate Fall Damage.


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> Meditate and try to remember how my brethren used magiks and attempt to lift up a bucket 2 metres away


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Right... you better hope for a really high roll.


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Roll 24
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Sailing through the skies, our makeshift sailors try to be vaguely useful.
YOU MAY WANT TO READ EVERYONES ROLLS THIS TURN, FROM THE TOP DOWN.
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TorrentHKU\John= 20 (God dammit, so soon in the game?!)
With the afternoon sun lighting the pages, you study the interesting art of alchemy, the pages flow by without you failing to grasp even the smallest concept, and you finish in just under an hour. Judging from what you read, you openly think to have mastered it so quickly you must have a natural talent for it, and that's being humble, deep down you know you are some sort of Alchemic prodigy...

Meanwhile...
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Luck and Fate watch as the GM frantically crosses out his notes, this will not do, not do at all, all that time planning wasted. Checking his older notes, rechecking previous outcomes all seems lost... Aaaah, that could work, her introduction would be a little early but no matter, fate has yet to be written, and luck cares not for timing...

More meanwhile...

The Dread Pirate Robin gazes over the decks of her ship, Vengeance, a mighty vessel, out sizing all known navel ships to date it is a relic of days long gone when a floating castle was a common sight, and ships like this fought in fleets a hundred or more strong. This predictably lead to that eras downfall, and (unpredictably) the rise of the legend of the Dread Pirate Robin, this fearsome name is passed down from Captain to their successor, and on that fateful day a couple of years ago, it was given to her. Her old home was burnt to the ground by raiders only a few short month after she was taken, and while she would like to reminisce on old friends she has more pressing matters at hand.
"Alright you dogs, load the nets! When we strike I want'em alive!"
After a general moan and depressed consensus among the crew, she adds.
"Well how else would they tell us how they came about that mighty fine ship of theres?! Hm~?"
Damn, never could get that pirate tone right...

maart3n\Mulch= 13
Slipping into your hammock, you peacefully doze off.
...
Nope, no you don't. It's midday, and there are currently more pressing matters than some shut eye.

TheKebbit\Iron Mauler= 15(again again!) Screw that, have a +1 modifier because that takes skill, =16
Scouring the ship you stumble upon a small room, filled to the brim with exotic herbs, elixirs and other substances used in potion making. Selecting everything that looks dark, grim or tasty, you create another batch of your glorious Black Drink. A commotion can be heard on the top deck.

Huntsman\Henry= 3
Reaching into the roots of your ancestry, you attempt to levitate a bucket. Staring intently at the bucket for little over an hour doesn't seem to of helped you learn magic in the slightest, I WONDER WHY.

Nighthawk\Mir Swiftclaw= 15
Using your stealthy stealth, you manage to borrow Henry's bow and quiver and duck into the crows nest without him noticing, not that it was particularly hard, he was so concentrated on that bucket you probably could have borrowed his nice looking cape too.....
Wait, what the hell is that?!

Nonsequitorian\Ulysses= 2 (Again (You guys are really good at this repeated number business))
"Terrific! They found us so soon!"
Unable to decide whether or not she was being sarcastic, you reply.
"What do you mean 'terrific'?! It's the Dread Pirate Rober- AAUAHAGAHAHaugahuuh~!!!!"
You scream as a net that has been fired at a tremendous velocity envelopes you, throwing you overboard and into the clouds below.
Not before accidentally dropping the Elfs knife of course, can't have you disappearing with other peoples items.

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Game Events
"Huh, well then, I don't we should do that again... maybe we coul-"
"GUT DEM ALIVE!!!!"
The sounds of the Captains protest are drowned out by the crews war cries, and within seconds the pull out rope and grapples (which was suspiciously close at hand) and are moments away from boarding your vessel!

Meanwhile a creature stirs in the bowls of the Vengeance, unfortunately it seems to be locked in a chest next to its unique weapon...


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> Shield up, sword out, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Also sorry for summoning pirates guys. :/


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Well, was I right, or was I right, Torrent.

> Shoot 'dem as 'dey attempt to board.


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Get to the top deck, while taking a swig of the newly-brewed Drink. When the pirates board, crush them, dismember them, mutilate them with the Hacksaw. Revel in the spilt blood and roar to defy Heaven.

mauler isn't always a friendly potato-like lump


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"Get ready lads! We're in for a fight!"
Ready hammer, stand next to my good friend mauler.


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Just a quick question...
How many of you noticed Non died?


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