oh
didnt notice all actions were filled
will roll tomorrow

Roll 11 ♥♥♥♥ this stupid gag - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac 15:
You draw a pointless hazard sign on the door. As if that makes a difference.



Roast Veg - Bodil -20000000000000000000000:
THAT ISN'T FOR YOU, YOU STUPID ASSCUNT

YOUD BE SO PISSED BUT YOU ARE STILL A PACIFIST BECAUSE YOURE STUPID



Unwoundpath - Waqu 9:
You get a suit. What do you do with it? What WILL you do with it? The world may never know..



TheKebbit - Havelock 5:
Sealing the door off, you take a deep breath, satisfied for defeating the tentacl-
oh wait
its still out there, goddamn it.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 10/10:
When you pick up the medal, you start hearing a loud tune in your head, playing at an insufferable volume.



TheChairman - Richard 3:
You don't need convincing, you could just order him around. Hell, you could just say "Hey Waqu my bones are broked".
So you do, to the best of your ability.
"Hey, *COUGH* Waqu, my ribcage is *COUGH* broken.."
That didn't sound manly or captainly or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ at all! You've failed.
"Oh ♥♥♥♥! We better get you to the medbay."
And away you go. You make vrroom noises in your delusion. Waqu looks at you funny but says nothing.





Still tentacles. The captain may be losing it. Jon feels accomplished.

I should roll this.

i rolling this

Roll 12 for real - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac 10:
You ponder mutiny.
What if you were at the head, it was you there moving the pieces?
You could be an all-powerful god, leading the ship to victory! Nay, leading Terra itself to victory! The head of the human race!

..You're getting ahead of yourself.
But would you be supported? Would your colleagues, your bros in shoulder-extensions, would they follow your ideals?
..Of course they would! You're the most well-respected member of the crew, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!
Although, the point of a mutiny is to overthrow a corrupt leader, or to abolish leadership. Either you submit to communism and liberalism or threaten being mutinied yourself. Hm..



Roast Veg - Bodil 16:
You head to your bunk and search for your secret storage of plot.
MMMMmm, look at that flank.



Unwoundpath - Waqu 7:
"Vroooooommm"
"Vroooooooooooooooommmm"
You are both descending into mania.
Good thing mania is curable, right? You're a doctor, you can do it.
Despite the air of insanity you still manage to bring the Cap'n to safety. Now to analyze his wounds..
ON-BOARD ANALYSIS STATION READ-OUT:
-2 BROKEN RIBS DETECTED
- PUNCTURED LUNG
- FRACTURED HIP


Oh. Looks like more trouble than you thought. How was he vrooming so intensely with a punctured lung?! My god, he must be running out of oxygen!



TheKebbit - Havelock 5:
Everyone's dispersed, including you. Heading to the REAL control deck (the one Isaac doesn't know about), you check the outdoor cameras to see the tentacle horror in it's full form.
JESUS, that's a bit scary. A massive, pulsating.. BLOB of tentacles and other nightmarish extensions bobs to and fro through deepspace. You consider flipping on the shields, but you're not sure the dangers of severely harming the behemoth Lovecraftian abomination. The size of this.. thing really is alarming. The tentacle that has been making a ruckus about mission control is merely a fraction of the entire creature's arsenal of appendages.
However, perhaps the shields could cut the beast right in half.. Due to the jelly-like properties of deepspace a solid shield is necessary to traverse, therefore the shield can act as a giant, omni-directional guillotine. The consequences of 2 halves of this thing are unspeakable though. What if cutting it in half merely angers it, and both halves begin violently assaulting the ship??

There really is no other option, though, is there?



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 5:
You.. you can't do it! All you can think about is Little Monsters and Howie Mandell's gross monster piss.



TheChairman - Richard 2:
You would but you're too busy having unconscious fever dreams about your mother.
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Lots of ♥♥♥♥ happens.