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ryry1237
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:23 am
Posts: 269
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 Re: Survive the above posters attack I change the first law of thermodynamics from
ΔU = Q - W
into
ΔU = W - Q
Which causes the gout of fire you just spat out to spontaneously change from heat energy into work energy that is now aimed at your head.
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| Mon May 14, 2012 9:35 am |
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Fail Flail
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:40 am
Posts: 1059
Location: I chose my fate, do not pity me.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I do a barrel roll!
I create the legendary Dead Rodent Tornado.
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| Mon May 14, 2012 10:03 am |
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Gotcha!
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:49 pm
Posts: 1972
Location: The Netherlands
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Fail Flail's barrel roll is super effective!
-99999999 hp for everyone on the planet, including the planet itself. Earth is torn to pieces.
Fail Flail wins!
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| Mon May 14, 2012 1:22 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I use my hax to survive, and change his score on the leaderboards from 1,000,000 to -∞.
I conjure an Eldritch horrorterror from the Vast Abyss to suck out your brains.
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Gotcha!
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:49 pm
Posts: 1972
Location: The Netherlands
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Gotcha! has no brain. Your attack is super ineffective!
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| Tue May 15, 2012 1:24 am |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am
Posts: 1279
Location: Places. And things.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack You guys are forgetting to attack back.
I fart. IN YOUR FACE!
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm
Posts: 3939
Location: NORTH
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I light a match.
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
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Re: Survive the above posters attack ... the point is to survive. Not die a (albeit very unlikely) fart-induced fiery death.
Even though chances are wound can't produce methane but anyway I don't have anything to defend myself from because you didn't attack because you're dumb.
I beat you with a rake.
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm
Posts: 3939
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I unhinge my jaw and mangle the rake's rake parts into a mass of unrecognizable metals.
I then make a spirited effort to shove that ball of metal into one of your nostrils.
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 13144
Location: Here
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Re: Survive the above posters attack My nostril happens to be the barrel of a rail gun, and once the ball of metal is inserted, I sneeze in your direction.
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Zebten
Joined: Sun May 06, 2012 11:43 pm
Posts: 75
Location: Right behind you.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I become chuck norris and kick you in the balls with a bone shattering kick while godzilla is hopping around tokyo like a big playground :3 The railgun bounces off my chest.
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
Posts: 4144
Location: Hell.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Unfortunately your kick shatters your bones, not his. I activate the Event Horizons FTL drive.  When the ship came back possessed after tunnelling into hell you know ♥♥♥♥ is going to go bad.
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Zebten
Joined: Sun May 06, 2012 11:43 pm
Posts: 75
Location: Right behind you.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack luckily the devil was close friends with me and sent me back up with an army of dead space 2 necromorphs to kill you.I get the brute to kill the person below me.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm
Posts: 2992
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I do not know what they are, therefore they cannot affect me.
I drop a train on you.
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| Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:51 am |
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Zebten
Joined: Sun May 06, 2012 11:43 pm
Posts: 75
Location: Right behind you.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I become superman and punch the train into your face. and look up dead space necromorphs if you dont know what they are.
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