You get a space ship that is fueled by bfdjdfkhdh juice. Unfortunately, the gas tank is empty.

I insert a tongue.

You get a lawsuit for stealing that key.

I insert a vending machine.

You get a paradox.

I insert a train.

You receive a strange children's show that stars a tank engine named Thomas, that takes place on a mysterious retroarchaic island.

I insert twenty-thousand midichlorians.

You get a Jedi army.
I insert 1 euro.

You get 1.35 US dollars.

I insert the entire GDP of Earth in Zimbabwean dollars.

You get Wikileaks.

I insert a taco.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with the entire GDP of Earth in Zimbabwean dollars?

You get the smashed remains of a taco.

I reinsert the entire GDP of Earth in Zimbabwean dollars.

You get Wikileaks.

I insert Track 9, which is entirely the sounds of a woman having sex.

You get Wikileaks.lol

I yet again insert a Vending Machine.

You receive a note printed in plain blank ink, that reads, simply:



I insert William Shatner's toupee.

You get a clown.

I insert a

You get wikileaks.

I reinsert The entire GDP of Earth in Zimbabwean dollars.

I am not going to quit trying to put that in you know.

You get a note from me telling you to stop doing that.

I insert a note of paper with a flammable warning on it.

I'm just popping in to say that the Zimbabwean Dollar hasn't been used in some time.