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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Im neo, i catch all bullets in air.
Im fight you with kung fu.


Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:52 pm
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I block all your Attack
Remember "Sticks and Stones may break my Bones, but Words will never hurt me" ?
FUS RO DAH!


Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:10 pm
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words will never hurt me! :3

I push you into an anomaly.


Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:50 pm
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I teleport into far far future.
I use my lightsaber on you.


Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:54 pm
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lightsabers are not logic.

I use ♥♥♥♥ up logic on you.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:03 am
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On the Internet, there is no Logic. None
You get impaled. By a Steel Pipe.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:43 am
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I regenerate it.
I fire at you my dubstep gun.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:51 am
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I grab earcuffs. or whatever this thing is called.

I empty the magazine of a PTRS Anti-Tank Rifle on your head.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:04 pm
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Just to forget that it was empty already.

I steal a PTRD from some Soviet Troop and smack your Head with it.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:23 pm
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It breaks in pieces before it touches my head. that's a rusty rifle you had there.


Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:02 pm
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I sing the Song of John Maddens into your Ears. (You didnt had any attack, brah)


Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:56 pm
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I like that song. I plant a sword right on your ribcage.


Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:41 pm
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Before you do it, i turn invisible and stap you in the back. And rape you.


Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:54 pm
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OMGyes! I enjoy the raping. put my now-gaping ass against your face.


Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:07 pm
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:13 am
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