[SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
Attempt to learn how to whistle. Again.
"Great job Jones. I guess."
Last edited by Harzipan on Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:43 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"ATLEAST SHE IS ♥♥♥♥ KNOCKED OUT. BRACE FOR IT BOYS, I'M GONNA FLOOR IT." FLOOR IT!
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:03 pm |
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm Posts: 3939 Location: NORTH
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
If there are any windows at the back of the APC, get over there and fire at the mob.
If not continue the hopeyness, while bracing for impact.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:26 pm |
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Traumahawk
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:03 am Posts: 51
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"Goddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammit JONES!" Rush to the rear and locate a firing port. Attempt to eliminate members of "the mob" with extreme prejudice.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:41 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"Hey, at least she won't be WRECKING OUR TRANSPORT, HUH?" >Don't do anything because what am I supposed to do? I don't have anything to do until we get to the city, really, right? What was my command again? Oh right. Don't do anything. Except say what I wanted to say. Yeah. Do that.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:26 am |
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Arcalane
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:32 pm Posts: 1609 Location: UK
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
Fail Flail/Grif Mason - N/A
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Good lord.
[ Marine Pistol: 7/10 ]
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Izen/CD-V5 - N/A
CD spins the turret around to face momma again, and pulls hard on all triggers.
CD-V5 rolls... 8+2: 10! Momma rolls... 2. Oh boy.
This isn’t going to be pretty.
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Harzipan/Nikolai Petrouski - 9
A rousing success! Unfortunately nobody can hear you over the WHUDWHUDWHUD of the autocannons and general streams of profanity. Oh well.
[ T7 SMG: 22/28 ]
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caekdaemon/Bob Jones - 3
The wheels squeal in protest, the engine roars.
You don’t go anywhere.
Next time, take your foot off the brakes?
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TheKebbit/Havelock Dagenham - N/A
To hell with the windows and firing ports, they’re too small.
*THUD* goes the ramp, down again.
Havelock levels his SMG at the onrushing tide...
10! vs 2-2: 0
Oh, wow.
Then Georgii pitches in with his HMG...
[ T7 SMG: 16/28 ]
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Traumahawk/Georgii Alekseyvich Vorotyntsev - N/A
Time for some badass hip firing!
9! vs 10-2: 8
Well that could’ve gone better.
[ K77A MAR: 140/150 ]
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Miggles/Dirk Mason - N/A
You say your thang, but it’s drowned out by gunfire, swearing, and something going crunch. Oh well!
[ K77A MAR: 130/150 ]
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Saber Squad - N/A
Gunfire pours out of the APC and into the mob behind.
Havelock flips to full auto, and empies almost half his mag in one go. The shots rip through the front-runners. Georgii’s heavy machinegun fire scatters the mob, and takes down several of the leaders.
CD’s autocannon fire rips into the mother, sending her reeling. She staggers back... one step, two steps! Three! She roars in fury and pain.
Grif’s headset hisses for a moment.
“Redact that, Dagger One is tied up providing air cover for Delta. Gunship Broadsword will be with you in about thirty seconds.”
”Your calcs are off, command. We’re already in firing range.”
Not that any of you are at an angle to spot it, but it is.
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Momma - N/A
She’s hurt. Bad. But not quite dead?
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The Mob - N/A
Shredded, but undaunted, the survivors regroup and continue their charge. Or try.
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Gunship Broadsword - N/A
”Broadsword providing fire support. Looks like you ran into some unfriendly locals, Saber!”
Ah, yes, Flight Lieutenant Karina Strauss. Voted best-looking pilot on the Ulysses for the last few months. Also the most likely to slam your face into the bar and pitch you across the room if you call her 'Kari'.
Now, where we we?
Oh, yes. Air support.
There’s a faint whistling that steadily grows louder, and it’s not Niko. Suddenly, the back of the mob erupts in a giant plume of dirt and gore.
CD barely has time for his image recognition systems to process what he’s seeing through the turretcam. A large... dart? strikes the momma square in the chest.
Then she just sort of... explodes everywhere. The remainder flops off the road
Ah, yes. Railguns.
”Road’s clear, I suggest you boys get moving. I hear the Swords and Fangs got tied up downtown with... their transmissions weren’t clear, but you need to move it pronto, the Coyotes, Lances, and Spartans have been diverted there as well. I’d head down but the city is too tight for these gunships. Happy hunting!”
As Strauss drops squad names, you all recall unit insignias. Sword - a mixed ‘specialist’ squad like your own. Fang - sniper team. Lance and Coyote - general infantry. Spartans - the Delta’s friendly rivals; a commando squad.
Three squads dragged off to bust out the Swords and Fangs? Well, this is gonna get even more interesting.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:58 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"Close up the ramp guys, I'll drive us to the city." Drive to the city. Mess with the radio.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:38 am |
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Fail Flail
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:40 am Posts: 1059 Location: I chose my fate, do not pity me.
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"Looks like we have to drag Swords and Fangs out of the crapper before we can go get ourselves some hot meals, so pedal to the metal Jones, I've worked up a mighty appetite. "How are you holding up Dirk?"
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:06 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"Eh? Fine. Just kinda bored.. we had a lot more run-ins with wildlife in old Aussie, didn't we bro? *sad chuckle* (quiet, reminiscent voice, coupled with a distant stare: Ah.. I miss home..)
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:26 am |
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Izen
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:56 am Posts: 1474 Location: At the corner of unoriginality and boring
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
>Power down the turret, sit inside APC for a bit "Jones." "If you ever, EVER, do that again, I will kill you myself." "Just so you know."
"Anyways, how is everyone else holding up?"
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:03 am |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
I'm doing fine. I just wish we know what we're going up against.
Relax as much as is possible in an ATV on a ramshackle road.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:57 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
Izen wrote: "Jones." "If you ever, EVER, do that again, I will kill you myself." "Just so you know."
"Yet I just saved you from being torn a new one by that big crazy momma. Yes, that gunship did arrive and kill it, but we would have been dead... What, 5 minutes ago?
Because I braked, I bought us enough time to stay a ♥♥♥♥ live long enough for the gunship to arrive, and save the day."
"So if you don't want me to keep you ♥♥♥♥ alive, then show some ♥♥♥♥ respect and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up."
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:11 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
Alright you two, enough fighting. Jones saved us, and that's all that matters. CD, killing someone that just saved your life is commonly frowned upon in most civilizations.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:45 pm |
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm Posts: 3939 Location: NORTH
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
Wait silently as we head to our destination.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:25 pm |
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Traumahawk
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:03 am Posts: 51
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Re: [SoRtD] Adventures of the Ulysses, Pt. 1
"A fitting beginning to our adventure." Attempt to catch some sleep while murmuring half-forgotten marching songs.
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:28 am |
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