RtD- A Dying Universe - SO META
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The Chairman
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:07 pm Posts: 149
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
> OHGOD WHAT HAPPENED?
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Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:07 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
will roll in a while
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Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:14 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
rollin rollin rollin Roll 6 i think - Day 4746 Harzipan - Isaac 10: You eat the SOUR GRAPE ELECTRIC HOLOCAUST FRUIT GUSHERS. You get a bad feeling in your stomach.. DEBUFF: -10% strength. You don't see what it was because you're in the transportalizer room, not the mission control room. You also aren't the captain. Roast Veg - Bodil 2: IT'S A GIANT ♥♥♥♥ TENTACLE WHAT HOLY ♥♥♥♥ Unwoundpath - Waqu 14: "Hey, I got these bots to work! Anyone want some? They work wonders on wounds for me."Jon takes the bots, and goes to bed. Maybe they'll fix his bruises in a bit..? Oh. You think you know why the nanobots only accept one blood type now. OH ♥♥♥♥ TheKebbit - Havelock 11: You send some bots to mission control. Oh. Oh hell. Tentacles. *cHCK* "Hey everyone, get ready, we have company. Tentacle beasts of some sort."You ready yourself, getting out your weapons and heading to mission control. Let's hope Bodil and the Cap'n can get themselves together for the fight. Sometimes you feel like the only one with any nerve here. CrazyMLC - Jonathon 4: You fail to take a nap. Between the nanobots that feel like bugs under your skin, and the tentacles supposedly outside, let's just say.. you can't sleep. By the way, the nanobots are MAKING YOUR WOUNDS HURT MORE. Luckily it only stings like a slightly harder slap than you were getting hit with. Still, uh, you should probably ditch the bots somehow. TheChairman - Richard 3: Tentacles. TENTACLES HAPPENED. You pull out your rifle and check the magazine to make sure it's loaded, cock it, aim, and.. FIRE! Oh, it jammed. This is not a good. WORLD EVENTS TENTACLE BEASTS, CRYOSLEEP, AND NANOBOT MALFUNCTIONS, OH MY!
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:49 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
OH CRAP REMEMBER WHY AND TAKE THEM OUT SOMEHOW JUST DO IT!
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:55 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
> Open fire and run away AT THE SAME TIME.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:07 pm |
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm Posts: 3939 Location: NORTH
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
Rendezvous with friendlies, destroying any tentacles in my way with my SCTR 1.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:40 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
> BEND THE NANOBOTS TO MY WILL.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:31 pm |
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The Chairman
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:07 pm Posts: 149
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe
"♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" >Fire my shotgun at the tentacles and run.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:01 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe -2 crewmates. +90% "youre ♥♥♥♥"
Head to the new threat, and face them like the man I am. Also, use the revolver.
"So, what's the threa- oh. Tentacles. In space. Spacecles."
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:17 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
steam rolls Roll 7, maybe - Day 4746 Harzipan - Isaac 2:"So, what's the threa- oh. Tentacles. In space. Spacecles."You shoot at the threatacles with your revolver. They get pissed and thrash around. Oh also you break the glass keeping deepspace out, and you in. Good going, ♥♥♥♥. Roast Veg - Bodil 2:You further ruin the already broken window. Cool, now deepspace is seeping in faster. Plus, the tentacles only got angrier. YOU SURE HANDLED THAT PROFESSIONALLY! Unwoundpath - Waqu 16:You can miraculously disable the nanobots with the computer they are controlled from. This leaves them still inside, though, so extremely tiny biomechanical restoration robots are stuck inside Jon's cardiovascular system. They'll have to be surgically removed before they cause a plug in an artery, though that should be easy with a little bit of snipping and some magnets. Oh ♥♥♥♥, it's already happening. You'll have to hurry! TheKebbit - Havelock 13:Again you make a dumb move and shoot the glass. Deep space seeps in. Tentacles get angry, you know the drill. CrazyMLC - Jonathon 4:You fail. They're already disabled. Still hurts though. Your face feels cold. You look in a mirror. WHY ARE YOU GETTING PALER? You faint. TheChairman - Richard 5:They thrash around. Before you can run, they smash you out of mission control and into the hallway. This is both a good and bad thing. You get hurt sure, but don't have to deal with the embarrassment of being ♥♥♥♥ CAPTAIN and the WEAKEST at the same time. YOU MUST SHOW YOUR CREW YOUR MANLINESS! WORLD EVENTS Deepspace slowly seeps into the ship from mission control. Due to it's gel-like properties, if it is contained in time, it can be stopped, and nobody will die. Luckily, everyone currently near mission control is wearing space suits.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:41 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
Do what I have to do to contain the deepspace. Like shut the POD BAY DOORS blast doors to mission control/that general area containing the broken windows.
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:15 am |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:28 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
> Ask for help using the teleporter, send them a message detailing the threat.
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:29 am |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
> Contemplate my inability to roll higher than a four.
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:43 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: RtD- A Dying Universe - Spacecles
THE DICE DO NOT FAVOR YE (pls do an actual action)
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:48 am |
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