No atack. Unleass this face means something.
I shot you with shotgun

You die of heart disease because you didn't catched the reference to a very played game.


Also your shotgun jams.

Good there was medic with defibrilator near me.
Also i shoot you with bullet wich multiply and multiply and multiply...

Until they divide by Zero.
Everything gets sucked into a Black Hole. All but me, which uses a Grapple Hook.

Your grapple gun breaks.
We all get into blackhole wich teleport to paralel universe in wich there is only war.
We end at one planet infested with tyranids.
They are starting to charge at us.

teleports* pararel*
We end at one planet infested with tyranids.


i boot you to the face

You dididnt made it because one tyranid atacked you.

i boot him to the face

i take my BFG9000 and destroy the whole place.

You blowed only Tiny bit of planet.
But it collapse so we get underground

I kill you hundreds of times because you killed the topic ONCE AGAIN

Again, autohitting kills the topic, so you are actually causing the problem too.

By the by, the barbecue's going fine without all you homicidal ass hats.
To think, earlier I was fishing with a buddy, and he was pretty endeared by the shared recreation, to only find that the forest gets nuked to oblivion, and retarded derails, like that.
Also, falling underground is still considered a non-auto hit action that can cause people to die, so in fact, you are the one killing the flow.

Can't you post simple attacks? -_- It looks like it kills the topic everytime it falls on randomness.

What?
I ignore your brain storm and backstab you with machete.

I have a dead-man detonator on the hand.

I manage to grab it before it detonates

I fire my pistol