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 RtD: Illusia - (Roll #132) 
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"I'm gonna have to kill this one too, aren't I."
> Form a chitinous armored exoskeleton around myself and modify my muscles to give me the strength-to-weight ratio of a Hercules Beetle*.




* "The Hercules beetle is said to be the strongest creature on earth for its size, able to carry 850 times its own body weight."


Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:07 pm
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CaveCricket48 wrote:
"I'm gonna have to kill this one too, aren't I."
> Form a chitinous armored exoskeleton around myself and modify my muscles to give me the strength-to-weight ratio of a Hercules Beetle*.




* "The Hercules beetle is said to be the strongest creature on earth for its size, able to carry 850 times its own body weight."

Oh ♥♥♥♥.

For balance's sake, I hope you fail your roll.

^^^^^^^^^^^^
THAT IS SUCH A LIE


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Go save ♥♥♥♥ Gabriel


Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:22 pm
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Hate to be a party-pooper, but the larger he is, the less strength-to-body mass he'll have, exponentially so.


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Well in this universe I can changed into a buffalo form that has greater mass than my original body. Realistic physics obviously don't apply.

Edit: Also holy ♥♥♥♥. The average Hercules beetle is theoretically capable of carrying 37.5 lbs (17 kilograms). Whether it would be able to actually balance that much weight, I have no idea.

Edit2: The Titan beetle (similar to the Hercules beetle) - "Adults can grow up to 6.5 inches (16.7 cm) in length.[2] It is said that their mandibles can snap pencils in half and cut into human flesh."

That is scary.


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Well yeah, but if you transform into a 100-kg beetle, you won't be able to lift 40 metric tons.


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I'd still be a hell of a lot stronger than a regular human though. I mean, look:


That thing can move large rocks and logs with a lot less muscle than other animals.


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All this scientific talk leaves me baffled.

I'll just accept the fact that hercules beetles are badass and we'll see how you roll, eh?


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>Get rid of my head fire
:'(


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Been a while. Rolling.

Torrent (Gillian) (12)

"Oh for the love of..."
You animate the Greater Demon. Putting your hands in front of you, you set them as if you were gripping an imaginary head. You thrust one hand forward and bring another back towards your body. Hearing a crack and a loud, nasty gushy sound, you look up and see that your foe is now lacking a very vital body part.

You can't help but crack a grin. That was damn satisfying.




Ociamarru (Nikolai) (9)

Using temporal control once again, you speed up the aging process of the giant's legs. You watch as the hair covering them gets a hella lot longer, then turns a patchy gray. It seems to be working.




caekdaemon (Anderson) (12)

Instinct takes a hold of you with a firm grasp, and you know exactly what to do. Shifting the mass charge to your good hand, you leap into the air, higher than you thought you could. You feel so... light. The demon is far below you. Diving at an angle, you charge yourself with so much mass that you feel the force is nearly ripping you apart. You hold the charge in front of you like a shield and close your eyes, bracing for impact...

There's a flash of light so bright that you see it through your closed eyelids, and then a wave of vibration courses through your body. You black out for a second.

Opening your eyes, you find yourself in a crater. You look up and see the demon facing away from you - there's a huge hole ripped in his chest.
You feel giddy for a moment, then the feeling is replaced by light-headedness. You fall onto the ground in a heap. That was absolutely EXHAUSTING.




CaveCricket (Raphael) (10 - 3 = 7)

"I'm gonna have to kill this one, too, aren't I?"
The flawless picture of a hercules beetle forms in your mind, and then you feel yourself become...

Powerful?

You take a look. Your shoulders are covered with this weird shiny-blue-black carapace stuff. No, actually, it's all over your entire body. And it's arranged like platemail armor.
It's a bit awkward to move around with this shell. But hey, it looks pimpin'.

This Greater Demon guy is sooo dead.

Actually, yes he is. He's already dead.

...

...



Tokochiro (Johni) (11 + 1 - 1 = 11)

You decide to go and save Gabriel.
CLONES! GO SAVE-

Oh wait. That's right. Your clones are pissed with you.

... You have to do this ♥♥♥♥ yourself? Dammit!

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO.
HOW.
WHAT.
WHEN.
WHERE.
WHYYYY

You have absolutely no idea of what to do.

(Because you didn't give me specifics! I'm not gonna fill in THAT huge of a blank for you. Sure, I'll explain what happens due to your actions, but your action was a sorry excuse for a lack of thought. "SAVE GABRIEL" is more vague than "PUT SOMETHING ON MY SANDWICH." Seriously. I don't do the thinking for you.

This rant is now over.)





Adam (Adam) (4 - 4 = 1)

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT MY HEAD IS ON FIRE

(And again with the vague move thing. Put out my head fire is not specific enough. It's not HORRIBLE, but you didn't say HOW.)




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Gabriel (4 + 2 = 6)

Gabriel flies through the air...
"Wonder if this'll work..."

With a few slashes of his sword, the weapon transforms into a very sharp little hang glider.
However, it doesn't slow his fall a whole lot.

He lands rather ungracefully on the ground. A dull crack and a cry of pain announces that he's hurt himself in the fall.



______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Regardless of the fact that it has no head and a giant hole through its chest, the Greater Demon remains on its feet.

But only for a moment. It sways, then falls over sideways, nearly crushing a house in the process. There's a loud boom as it collides with the ground, a dust cloud fills the area.
There is silence as it clears. There's no Glyph where the demon's body was.

"Aww, no reward?"

"Our reward is that we live," Gabriel says, lifting himself to his feet. He uses his sword to hold himself up. He doesn't look as happy as he did in the midst of the battle.

"Let's make our way south, now."

Adam runs across the road, screaming whilst madly patting at his burning scalp with his hands.

"Oh, right. I almost forgot you guys nearly died." Gabriel's solemn look is replaced by his trademark smirk.
"Let's fix you all up before we go."

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"I could really go for something to eat right now. If you guys need me, I'll be rummaging around this town."
Search for loot/food.


Food cures exhaustion, right?

Also, could I use a glyph and upgrade my Chaotic Mass Control? It seems extremely deadly, and could do with being more so.


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caekdaemon wrote:

Also, could I use a glyph and upgrade my Chaotic Mass Control? It seems extremely deadly, and could do with being more so.


Chaotic abilities do not upgrade.

Basically, there's:

Minor + Minor = Major
and
Chaotic.

More stuff with Glyphs later, mebbe.


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"Alright all of you, I can heal only so much. Anyone with broken bones, you're out of luck. Concussions, bruises, etc, I can help with.
> Heal whoever accepts my aid. If nobody does, then relieve Gabriel's pain.


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"JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN HELP ME SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Use pyrokinesis to put out fire


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"No need to fix me, my body heals on its own"
Search for weapons and/or money, apologize to my clones


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