Derp.

It's a normal RtD, six sided dice and all. I roll when I feel like it, and if you don't post, well, you simply don't do anything.
If nobody posts by the time I roll, then the NPC characters get to go.
Dead players can still do stuff, to a limited extent. There's no such thing as plot armor.
Players who are dead, or even those who are otherwise not active in Roll to Derp, can now post their own rolls for actions.
Forum moderators can also post rolls as long as they refrain from the l33t h4x0rz.

The rest will be made up as I go along.


We need six people.
If there's already six people playing, you'll be put in line to play.
And I won't be shy about killing people once the ball gets rolling.

• Harzipan
  
  
  Izen - 7 Rolls
  
  
• Adriaan
  
  
  Asklar - 15 Rolls
  
  
• TorrentHKU
• Miggles
  
  
  caekdaemon - 18 Rolls

Go.

wat

Sign up?

Harzipan [1]
Sign up?
Woops, looks like you failed that attempt to sign up. Maybe you should try again.

Harzipan [3]
Sign up....?
There you go. That's a bit better, looks like you managed to sign up.
The whimsical old man in front of you kindly accepts your application, and you suppose that's that.
Wait, what were you doing here aga-

Izen [6]
Also sign up?
The crazy old geezer in front of you seems to be rather shocked.
You can't imagine why, all you did was tackle someone so you could sign up for this... uh... thing? You don't really remember what's going on.
You do remember however that it's, like, the sweetest, biznastiest thing ever. Or so you've heard.
You would sign up but it looks like the old man is having a heart attack.

Adriaan [2]
SIGN UP LIKE A BOSS
You don't even know what's going on.

Asklar [3]
>Sign up. Sing "HERP DERP HURR DURR"
Asklar: "HERP DERP HURR DURR"
You waddle around the mysterious reception room signing the walls with a sharpie.

Harzipan [2]
Punch assailant in the side.
Harzipan: "G'DURNIT WHY'D YOU TACKLE ME YOU IDIOT."
The poor idiot barely reacts as you run at him to punch him, at which point your foot decides to trip on a precarious patch of nothing, sending the both of you sprawling to the floor.
You struggle with him, trying to keep him from choking you, when you realize he isn't even moving. He's just... like.
Uh.
Brain dead or something.
Maybe players need to post an action in time or they don't get to act...?
Where did that thought come from? That's silly.

Asklar [3]
>Point at everyone with the Sharpie, threating them: "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU!"
You're in the middle of signing your name on top of your last signature when two derps barrel past you, sprawled on the floor.
Thinking fast, YOU POINT THE SHARPIE AT THEM THREATENINGLY AND SCREAM "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU!"