I'm sure you all remember PW 1. Yeah this one.
Well, it kind of died and the second map sucked anyway and I wanted a restart.





How 2 play:
Put your army on the map, build a base, kill enemies. Simple.

When firing projectiles, you can not fire the gun and kill an enemy with the same gun in the same turn. Usually the person on the other side of the firefight is the one who finishes the projectiles' trail. They will decide whether it hits or not, where it hits, and how hard it hits. However it must be fair. If you're getting shot at by 7 million bullets, dodging 6,999,999 of them isn't fair.

The map will be PW_Northwestern, made my our very own Hobbesy!
I have cut the map a bit small though, because the original is ♥♥♥♥. If anyone needs to add space for their army:
LET ME DO IT.
I will add bits of the original map back as required.

When adding your army, feel free to just Declare and plop them in somewhere. No registration is required.
Anyway, here we go, let's start.


Off to the left, a group of Trolls begins patrolling.
Where are we?
Hell if I know. Command says we're on a special mission, issued straight from the Condesce.
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Chark, you say that every time. It's all a load of bull♥♥♥♥.
But I'm serious this time!
Yeah? All I'm hearing is a grub, crying fanged furbeast.

Declare



Three small objects cut through the sky as they prepare for a hard landing.

I've a strong desire to participate, but I need an army.

I'd be willing to make you a small one.

Declare


To the far right, a small squad of drones enters the scene.
Drone squad #2342:
2 Scout drone(s) Mk I, Primary armament: M13-K (SMG)
1 Combat drone(s) Mk III, Primary armament: G9 S-Variant(sniper rifle)
1 Factory drone(s), unarmed

The factory drone starts assembling another combat drone.

Anyone got some spare armies? Mine were both ♥♥♥♥.

Declare.



A peculiar hourglass with a strange insignia pops into existance inside a cave, causing some debris to be shaken loose from its walls.

"I told you not to push that button."
"Why?
"I've just been rematerialized as a grain of sand. Ask why again and I will hurt you."

(Edited to add colour to the speaker's text. The image remains unchanged.)

...
How willing are you to make two?

Depends on your specifications, TBH.

Declare.

A heavily aged Pirate battle-tug sputters into the area, with a surprisingly new Raganrock battle frame standing in the prow.
"Ey! Your all good Seamus. Diagnostics checked out."
"Roger that. F.L.O.A.T system is operational. I'll see you two for a round at the pub later."
"Godspeed Seamus."
And audible whine is heard form the thrusters as they begin to charge.
"Ey Fred. Too bad we didn't get to see it in action before we stole it from those Carnacerion douchebags huh?"
"'Aint that the truth."

( also there was no image in the previous turn, so I don't know if its just my internet or what.)

Is anyone else experiencing problems viewing my turn? If you want I'll edit my turn into your picture and send it to you.

I can see it just fine.

Declare.



The objects hit the ground like sledge hammers, loosening and sending the planet's soil in all directions as they settle in securely.

Declare



With a loud pop, the hourglass flashes into what would appear to be a crude resemblance of the Duracell Bunny. Alarmingly, an ominous green flash also eminates from this peculiar object.

By god, Jones. I swear I'm going to kill you once you stop being so cute.
But sir, I had to push the button! I couldn't not push the button!
Nevermind, I'll be dealing with you later. Do we still have communications with the rest of the fleet?

Ah, my apologies. Messed up internet connection.

Declare.

The Trolls continue marching, and spy a rickety rocket ship flying up high.
Frayts, I swear to Gog I will throttle you.
I'd like to see you try, Mister Mustard.
Jegus, shut up, both of you. Chark, what is our actual mission?
We're here to extermi- HOLY ♥♥♥♥! Guys, look up there!
Damn.
Oh my goodness.
Oh man! Wow. That's a big ship! Speaking of which, Kort, you could take it down, I'd say. Orders specify we exterminate and colonize here, so you could use your launcher there.