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Shook
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:43 pm Posts: 1695 Location: AH SHIT FUCK AUGH
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The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
CLUBBING. We all know how fun it is, and we all know how hard it is to give a decent clubbing in Cortex Command. But no more! With the Clubbomatic, you can summon a huge, 5-ton club to club the ♥♥♥♥ out of that guy in your vicinity! Made out of the finest clubbing wood, this club is simply outstanding when it comes to clubbing! Our patented swing-aimer allows you to see who and where you club, and also gives you a rough feeling of how dangerous the club will be. In the red end of the aimer, the club moves at the highest speed (naturally), and hits with immense force, capable of destroying even craft in one blow! Unfortunately, the club is rather dumb, and only knows how to swing right. But don't worry, as long as you aren't moving left at very high speeds, you won't be clubbed. Only 100 oz, get yours today! Off-sale notes: I didn't put a whole lot of effort into the device itself, so for now, it remains a small button. Update 1: Now featuring the deadly deadly Clubbomatic 360, which spawns a club that swings in a full circle most of the time. (Random lifetime variations bug me) Also, the clubs now weigh 5 tons.
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CandleJack
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 8:30 am Posts: 732
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Re: The Clubbomatic™
Awesome. Does this use a door for the club?
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:08 am |
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Shook
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:43 pm Posts: 1695 Location: AH SHIT FUCK AUGH
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Re: The Clubbomatic™
Nope, it's an MOSRotating with plenty of rotational velocity applied. Extra clubbiness.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:09 am |
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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Maybe you could simulate club smartness by making it spin 36
Just leave the lifetime longer, and make it 0 grav so it can spin in a full circle and not touch the ground.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:12 am |
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CandleJack
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 8:30 am Posts: 732
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Re: The Clubbomatic™
I should have figured that, since doors can't be stopped.(which makes them excellent terrain clearers)
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:13 am |
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dapaperboy
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:47 am Posts: 430
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Re: The Clubbomatic™
Quote: Just leave the lifetime longer, and make it 0 grav so it can spin in a full circle and not touch the ground zalo, your like the best coder here. do it yourself! and shook the bat emits major lulz from me.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:24 am |
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Shook
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:43 pm Posts: 1695 Location: AH SHIT FUCK AUGH
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Re: Maybe you could simulate club smartness by making it spin 36
zalo wrote: Just leave the lifetime longer, and make it 0 grav so it can spin in a full circle and not touch the ground. It's already 0 gravity, but there's your 360 clubber. (Works quite nicely, apart from small variations in lifetime)
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:38 am |
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CandleJack
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 8:30 am Posts: 732
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
Shook wrote: Also, the clubs now weigh 5 tons. Even more awesome.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:41 am |
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am Posts: 3966 Location: Canadida
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
This is great, now I can play ball with those AI Nonentities when the try to fly up onto my grill!
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:52 am |
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Waffle
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:54 pm Posts: 5
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
So epic, testing now
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:33 am |
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Orglar
Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:21 am Posts: 116
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
Will test tomorrow.
Oh, and you need one that clubs upwards. To splatter whoever's buddies in gore. =D
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:42 am |
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am Posts: 3966 Location: Canadida
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
Any Whacks-On?
Game I made, named by the person I kept whacking in the face.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:04 am |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: The Clubbomatic™
Looks fun. You always make wacky(no pun indended) mods, Shook. Shook wrote: Nope, it's an MOSRotating with plenty of rotational velocity applied. Extra clubbiness. aww, was hoping it was a super plasma-cutthroughanything muzzle flash. Downloaded.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:31 am |
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Azukki
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:44 pm Posts: 1916 Location: Flint Hills
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
You get my seal of approval. Now make a seal for us to club.
Also, symmetry is your friend. Maybe make one that has two clubs going in opposite directions and each go 180? And maybe that one could go down to up, to send anything that remains flying?
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:58 am |
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ChJees
Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:31 am Posts: 249 Location: Sweden, Hallstavik
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Re: The Clubbomatic™ *Updated*
*insert praise* And yet another innovative mod from Shook. Did this require a lot of imagination to pull off ?
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:12 pm |
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