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Welcome, faction representatives, to Intergalactic Grocers Incorporated! IGI, operating in over twenty seven star systems across the galaxy, guarantees quality products and services at reasonable rates to any and all entities that would take advantage of them. Though the name may be deceiving, IGI does not limit itself to a supply role only, no, we at IGI make sure to deliver a wide range of useful and durable products. Because warzones are fraught with danger and clones and robots do not live long enough to eat or do not eat at all, IGI's more commonly used services do not apply. Fortunately, our produce and meats do not simply satisfy hunger. No, in times of need our entire line of foodstuffs may be converted into usable and potent weapons!
Please, browse our line of weaponized nutriment, which we affectionately call the "Food Fight!" line of merchandise. We are sure you will find something you like.
Download ordering information here: Food Fight!
The "Food Fight!" line of merchandise
El Apollo Diablo, the flying explosive chicken.
While normally such projectiles would flop and fail to sail, our food engineers have stiffened and shaped this common chicken and inserted an explosive device where normally stuffing would go. Such treatment creates a heavy contact grenade launcher, great for clearing the top or side of a hill.
The incredibly accurate Carrot Stake gun.
As carrots are fairly aerodynamic already, our food engineers have fitted small antigravity devices inside particularly large specimens to allow for greater range. This, coupled with increased piercing power given by a hard and transparent diamond nosecone, leaves us with an incredibly useful sniper rifle powered by nothing more than a pneumatic actuator.
Finally, the holy grail of our arsenal, the Cart Carnage drop.
While foodstuffs modified to act like modern-day weapons are well and good, nothing can escape heavy meats and vegetables (and a few processed products) falling from above. Before shipping to Midas, we carefully pack each cart with choice selections of our heaviest and sturdiest products and place a powerful but gentle bomb underneath the cart. Upon delivery, the bomb underneath our products explodes and throws all of the food into the air, to rain down upon any hapless clones, zombies, or robots underneath. It is truly breathtaking to behold. From a safe distance.
This was mostly Gotcha!'s doing, he extracted and made all the sprites in this pack and did a good chunk of the coding. I helped a little with the more interesting parts of the code
Original food sprites (c) Origin Systems (Ultima 7)
Sounds (c) their original owners
Thanks to:
Gotcha!, for the honor of uploading this and the great idea
Shook, I copied a small bit of code from the Pelians for nullifying recoil and emitting in the correct direction
Data, for making CC
