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Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular
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Author:  Lord Tim [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:17 am ]
Post subject:  Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

So, Cinos commissioned me to make a mod of great worth.

I chose the tool of Lua.

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Introducing: The Cabbage Puncher Game Pack
Custom made for your brand new Atari 2600XL or Cortex Command!

Cabbage Puncher Game Pack includes:

Cabbage Puncher 2038 XL
-Defeat waves of oncoming enemy hordes!
-Use amazing acrobatic skills combined with rocketshoes to avoid the green menace!
-Your fists are like the stones to the cabbages' glass houses!

Cabbage Puncher 2048 XL
-10 years later... the enemy wasn't dead, they were regrouping!
-Just as much excitement as the first time around, but more!
-EXTREME POWER UNLEASHED!

<- move left
-> move right
^ jump
"z" punch

Collectable Avatars! Collect them all, or be collected yourself!
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Cabbages and the punching of them are a very obscure inside joke. I take no responsibility if you "don't get it."

Author:  Ophanim [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

This is a bad idea. My constructive criticism is to go with something that isn't a bad idea.

Author:  Hobbesy [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:19 am ]
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Mp7 > Fists.

Author:  Ragdollmaster [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:27 am ]
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Laser > MP7

Author:  Requisite [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

*Coughs out soda*
What?

Author:  Azukki [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

It might help if you would, y'know, tell us the controls.

Author:  Leonidas [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

What on earth is this and how does it work?

Author:  Lord Tim [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

Oh, right, controls.

Arrow keys to move, z to punch.

Author:  J23 [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

Requisite wrote:
*Coughs out soda*
What?


It's one of a series of drawings by a forum member named Cinos. Search him up, you'll be surprised at what you find.

Author:  The Fat Sand Rat [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

Is this one of those 'whole new games based on the CC engine with lua' things?
...
The babies- do you want them grilled or sautéed?

Author:  Control [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:22 am ]
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Lord Tim wrote:
Arrow keys to move, z to punch.

Oooh, interesting. Nice tech demo.

Author:  macattack [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

How do you play I don't get how to start... :???:
Edit: now i get it. :grin:

Author:  Exalion [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular

This is the singlemost ridiculous thing ever.
Usually, that means instant download, but I don't get the joke, so it's just dumb.
No DL.

Edit: did some of that 'search' business to find the cabbage joke.
Still no DL, as bizarre as it is. I think it needs more Stars and Stripes.

Author:  Kallemort [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:54 am ]
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The coolest thing about it is that it works.

Nice job Tim :D

Author:  Morbo!!! [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:40 am ]
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This is quite epic, my good sir. Why are people criticizing in the least constructive way possible?

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