So... Its a Goomba... in CC... So its a Goomba of Doom, properly abbreviated as the DOOMBA
To deploy the DOOMBA
To Terminate the DOOMBA
DOOMBA's nose is specially tuned to the smell of BRAINZ, and it knows that if it goes after your brain, it'll be severely punished, so it blindly begins its quest towards OTHER BRAINZ.
Foolish enemies will pour magazine after magazine onto the DOOMBA, but it's skull is even thicker than YOURS,
so bullets stand no chance against the onslaught of red meat.
Fortunately, the DOOMBA has a SOFT SPOT on the top of its.... body. So only the occasional stray bullet, and the jet pack can once and for all end this monster's monstrous monstrosifying monstrance.
To deploy the DOOMBA
To Terminate the DOOMBA
DOOMBA's nose is specially tuned to the smell of BRAINZ, and it knows that if it goes after your brain, it'll be severely punished, so it blindly begins its quest towards OTHER BRAINZ.
Foolish enemies will pour magazine after magazine onto the DOOMBA, but it's skull is even thicker than YOURS,
so bullets stand no chance against the onslaught of red meat.
Fortunately, the DOOMBA has a SOFT SPOT on the top of its.... body. So only the occasional stray bullet, and the jet pack can once and for all end this monster's monstrous monstrosifying monstrance.
Psst, for those who haven't guessed it's a distraction.
