What, you mean themed joke factions can't be serious too? Elitist...

Aaaaanyway, update. With fun canister carronade.

Explaination:A carronade was a smaller bore and length cannon mounted on a pivot and placed in strategic positions throughout the ship. While usable for attacking other ships (and originially made to do so), they are best known for raking enemy ships' decks with grapeshot or canister shot. Think "Shotgun Cannon" and you get the picture. *note*NOT a gun to fire while flying. Oh, and a flintlock pistol and a throwing knife donated by Gotcha!. I think the pistol might be a little OP, but I know the carronade is just the right lethality. Coming up next: A f'real cannon. Perhaps delivery by rocket barrel.