Firstly, I'm tired and will likely regret making this thread in the morning. Secondly, I have a graphics card that can best be described as ♥♥♥♥. Thirdly, this.

That is a far superior card to my own at an incredible price that I sadly still can't afford, at all. I've already tried raising some quick cash by selling porn of myself in #lhb, but nobody was interested due to #lhb being all guys and a girl who's not into guys, so that didn't work out fantastic.

So uh, anyone interested in some charity work that will help one person and get you no tax break? <3

You.. didn't really try to sell porn did you..?

I'll take 10 copies

Can't you just mow the lawn for neighbors and clean out gutters and whatnot? Like all those shows.

Considering you still owe me the worth of a Gmod...
But if I had any significant Internet-capable funds I'd pitch in.

You say it's an incredible deal, but are you saying that based off amazon's original price/sale price?
Because their original price listed figure is almost always complete crap and totally non-indicative of competing prices.

@Azukki: Naturally, but I haven't found it anywhere else for under $115

@Ketten I tried one summer and nobody in my neighborhood wanted my services because they all have slave children, so yeah.

@Torrent Oh yeah, I still owe you $2.50.

@Miggles Depends... you interested?

Aren't you also underageb& as far as porn? That might be a good reason.

A minor flaw in my plan.

Aren't there better things for roughly the same price?
Low end 5***/6*** sell for 70 here and I think they can outrun that thing on more than one occasion.
Just save up the money man, another good deal will come along soon-ish.

I dearly hope you meant to say 5**/6**, because the 5***/6*** cards are older than my phone, and that's saying something.

Nope, meant the ATI 5*** and AMD 6***(changed the name).
Those are still quite good, actually, the 6*** are brand new.

Oh yeah, I forgot companies besides nVidia made graphics cards...

My ATI Radeon 4830 can run most games exceptionally well, as long as I don't try v-sync or anti aliasing.

It can run Garry's Mod on its highest settings and set off atomic weaponry with little lag.

Obviously you are kidding.

Anyways, chances are none will do this for you, 'tis the internet after all.

Actually the internet can be quite a nice place.