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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
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 Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Natti wrote: Oh god I laughed at that story. Good job, MLC!  Thanks. And, you know, I think the death and destruction was karma, because I started having these sort of problems right after stealing the elven caravan's goods.
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Oops.
I shouldn't have dumped those elves into magma...
I think I'm screwed.
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
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Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread You're just at war with elves, it's no biggie. They're pansies! How can you be worried? 
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Natti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Yeeeah. They just came and my ballista slaughtered them all.
My ultimate lava dump trap didn't work after all.
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411570N3
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:26 am
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Location: That quaint little British colony down south
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Elves only use wooden weapons. Granted, in 2010 they can bruise a bit, but that's not going to beat metal armour ever.
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Natti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread MY dwarves have ADAMANTINE armor. And spears.
What weapons do you prefer to give your dwarves?
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Fists.
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411570N3
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:26 am
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Location: That quaint little British colony down south
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Hammers and axes. Sometimes wrestling, because occasionally they'll get a lucky pinch and rip a body part clean off.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Drawbridges and lava.
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Natti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread I saw my dwarf rip an elf in half once.
It was so hilarious.
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shadow
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:16 pm
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread You sure it was clean in half? He would have to be ♥♥♥♥ insane with strength. Even then I don't think he could tear him in half. Maybe tear off his arm, but not in half. However if this dwarf was really a Bronze colossus...
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Natti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Superdwarvenly though. And description said unbelievably muscular.
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| Sat May 01, 2010 7:56 am |
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Geti
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:57 am
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread Nah, really beefy high level wrestlers are pretty good at pulling people apart. they just have to do it quickly cause of the whole weapons -> broken bones/severs thing.
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Natti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread My mason is incredibly muscular, mighty, slow to heal, slow to tire, very friendly and has a very bad sense of empathy.
She's a woman.
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Geti
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Re: Dwarf Fortress - It's about time there's a thread 3 people I know spring to mind Well, miscounting the first 2 at least. I don't know many muscley mighty women.
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