The town. Much more interesting any day.

Reading up on it, it appears our town, Yamlin, is inaccessible and is empty. To the mines!

It appears we need a key to get in.


(The path down to the village is where I made a quick detour to pick up the teleport activator, so we can teleport to any past gate we found).

Where to now?

Go as far away from where you are as possible. Get completely lost, get in a punch up in a tavern with a centaur, take beer, go home, sleep.

White glowy light to the suth.


Roast: What?

Just go somewhere far away. Look for new and undiscovered lands and have a good time.

Oh, white glowly light is a teleporter Biggus Dickus was told to find for a quest. We can ignore it, or we can find it.

Remember, we have a map of where all the skill trainers are, if you want a certain skill...

Oh, right.

Get the Double Lame skill.

Then go to glowy lights.

On the way to the Brotherhood Outpost, Biggus Dickus encountered some bandits, who were swiftly dispatched. (As well as more wolves. I forget wolves are real enemies. They burn.)



Then, Dr Dickus passed through a Lodge. It was full of people. No picture, I'm 'fraid.

Eventually, he ended up at the Brotherhood Outpost, where the bastard guard wanted 100 gold for me to come in. Then, the trainer charged 300 gold to show me that I do indeed have a second hand.

And we now have Double Lame!

Where to now?
We can go anywhere!
Do anything!
Maybe even kill stuff!

I approve most highly. :3

Can we kill the stupid money-grabbing guard with our new found two-axe powers?

Axes. Biggus Dickus has two.


There he is... bastard money-grabbing guard.
Let's see how he likes some...


HE HIT DICKUS ONCE
♥♥♥♥
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥


WHAT THE
ALL OF THEM
WHAT THE FUUUUCK


Incase you can't see, they are dead. All of them.
Looting will commence. That insanely powerful bastard's bastard sword will be Biggus'.

We have also levelled up.
10 primary stat points, 4 skill points.

What now, my lovelies?

EDIT:
He was dealing that damage with a SHORT SWORD, of damage 11-19.
Biggus Dickus' axes are 2-24slash/11-14bludgeon and 1-23slash/9-13bludgeon.

>♥♥♥♥ RUN
>LOL DEAD GUARDS

Er, what happened in between those two screenshots?

Hotkey number 8.
Fire Wall.
Sadly, Biggus Dickus' mahscles are not strong enough to beat them to a pulp.

So, he kept running and using Fire Wall when his mana permitted.
They all died.

(And the AI bugged a bit and gave up combat, put their weapons away and walked back to the outpost. Backslash combo!)

As you go on, make sure to max alchemy, it is absolutely god-tier. Then save your permanent potion ingredients til you have the most you can use in one go. Also max lock-picking at some point (and get a summon creature that you can summon through doors so you're not seen lockpicking) so you can steal things and become incredibly rich; so rich that you'll never have to worry about money or dying again.
Yeah, I've played the game before, I stopped because I was too invincible.

As for right now, run around killing things and picking flowers - the icy areas are pretty cool (no pun intended). Go for intelligence and some sort of magic, maybe fire. And horses are invaluable because they're a mobile stash - a fatter horse means less going back to town, so even if you don't like them (or put any points into them), I recommend keeping one. Plus they're faster and if you cheat a bit they'll go through portals so you just have to find one good one.

Thanks for the info.
I'll definitely make use of that on my own save.

Sounds time-consuming, though, so I'll just follow suggestions for this Let's Play.

Talking of which:
Where now?

lol fair enough .
Head to Tharbakin for now then, do some quests and such.