Picture this:
Its a normal day on the Orbit Lands, filled with gunfire. Everyone is shooting at other people, trying to win a war. When suddenly, a giant Elmo falls into the field of battle! Everyone gasps in horror, and ducks behind their sandbags. Little do they know, the Elmo has laser eyes! It rips right through the coalition sandbags, and the dummies can only peer in horror as the Elmo cuts them in half, and sending them into space in non-orbiting doom. Then, the Elmo laughs, and starts to sing a song. The dummies feel an insanely immense pain in their heads, and they both explode. The Elmo proceeds to then explore the planet, and look for other life forms.

This is most needed.