I'm making THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH, and I want to make some sort of script that plays a sound x seconds before the bomb explodes.
How the jelly do I do this?

I suppose you'd make a timer that is as long as the sound lasts. Play the sound and activate the timer, and then when the timer runs out, BANG.

I don't know anything about lua.

This can be accomplished with simple modding, no need to use lua here. Just make a nade that explodes into a AEmitter with the sound playing as the emitter sound and a self destruct emitter after the sound has ended

Oh.
Ok.
Thanks.
Thread over.