Thats right, fellow citizens of DR, I am not giving up on this!

You don't like it? With all due respect, please suck the nearest ♥♥♥♥.

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Oh, for ♥♥♥♥'s sake. Must we be subjected to more stuff about poor, missing Madeline?

YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO PROFIT OFF THE LOSS OF YOUR DAUGHTER, ♥♥♥♥ STICKS.

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In Elpolodiablos words, ''Quite possible the most epic game ever.''

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In this day and age we can even reduce presidential candidates to video game consoles

We can do it. We have the technology.

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The manliest way to mix your drinks ever.

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MORE Anti-Sleep jazz.

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To quote Nathan Lane/Max Bialystock ''God Bless Sweden!''

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Looks like a sweet movie.

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What being teleported may look like.

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Already shown this to El, but if I may quote chatters/gamers everywhere, I believe this is ''ftw''.

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FINAL THOUGHT: (This is a new bit where Ill impart a piece of info unto you good people)

*Ahem*

♥♥♥♥ ASUS. My apostrophe/quotation mark key is busted.

This is The-Masses, broadcasting from the heart of Melbourne, signing off.

Wow, that game DOES look epic...

These have kept me entertained for the last 30 minutes.
Good job, keep it up.

OK, lads, here's the deal. I just culled another dozen-odd links from the net, but I can't be arsed doing write-ups. If you're silent on this, I will build several churches in your honour.

I will then promptly burn them down and sell the remains as scrap.

Hey, I didn't say I was going to maintain the ♥♥♥♥!

Sooooo, I begin what is now called "Link Roulette (The Haunt of)".

(Psst! It's not really roulette 'cause you pick one/get shot every time.)

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/0 ... 8&from=rss
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/0 ... 9&from=rss
http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl ... 7&from=rss
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid= ... 0&from=rss
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl? ... 0&from=rss
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl? ... 0&from=rss
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl ... 8&from=rss
http://gizmodo.com/344130/giz-pit-crew- ... est-around
http://gizmodo.com/342425/belt-buckle-s ... magic-pick
http://gizmodo.com/344154/dealzmodo-free-air-guitars
http://gizmodo.com/344165/noisy-instrum ... like-ocean
http://gizmodo.com/344182/ir-hacks-some-perspective
http://gizmodo.com/344198/sky-commuter- ... ers-dreams
http://gizmodo.com/344202/skullcandy-do ... mp3-player

Yes, they are all from Slashdot/Gizmodo because that's what my scanner was tuned to.

Enjoy,
- The-Masses

P.S. CONTEST - Name the...thing...that I referenced in the 4th "paragraph" (One starting with "Soooooo") and PM the answer to me to receive three, count 'em, three mystic links of special that will not appear here, or in any future T-MWTBP-o-R, ever

Contest OVER. Bow before your new god, TrouserDemon!