Post your interesting dreams.

Recently, I kidnapped Alvin and the rest of the chipmunks, after lots of mission impossible style messing around, and put them in a sack. Then for some reason I was standing on mount doom, in the middle of mordor.

Chipmunks thrown in, dream over.

Other weirdness includes:

A recurring dream in which I'm at the holiday villa in Austria, and I'm scuba diving in the ornamental lake, when I find a toilet in a cave at the bottom. I rescue the toilet, and bring it back to the villa, where it turns into some kind of 4 headed monster. Then, after the ensuing rampage, with it eating everyone, it has lost 3 of it's 4 heads, and apparently I'm friends with it. Then the dream ends with me standing in the cargo bay of some kind of plane, dropping toilets from the open doors. Then I look outside, and see many hundreds of planes, all dropping the same toilets.

Another one, in which I'm in a giant building, full of Indiana Jones style traps, and tunnels and things. It's all very "Crystal Maze" until I realise that I'm companioned with Rupert the Bear.

Last night I dreamt I ate my friend's Nintendo DS Lite.

It was crunchy, and tasted a lot like popcorn. After much chewing and crunching all the metal and plastic, I simply said, "Alright, but it could have had a bit more salt." Dream Over.

I dispise you all...I remember or even have a dream a couple of times a YEAR.

I had a dream where I was in a sort of strike team in a catacombs or something. It was really dark and ect.

I had a sniper rifle, and looked down a hallway to see a random armed guy.

I shot him, he shot me. I killed him, and he hit me apparently in my appendix. I remember the medics rushing over and trying to save me.

I had this dream in 1st Grade

I'm in this McDonalds playplace thing with my mom, and she was yelling at me to go. I didn't want to, so she got mad. then, she put he fingers against the wall, and she pulled them off, one by one. As in fingers off the hand, sticking to the wall thing. Of course, by now, I was freaked out (I was in 1st grade), and wanted to get away from her, because she threatened to do her face next. END

Another one I had in 1st Grade.

My entire family is standing in some cave, and we are walking along. But somehow, I get separated from them, and get lost. So I wander around, and I see the local lifeguard sitting in a giant pool of brown.... things. It might have been mud, but I don't remember. I ask her if she's seen my family, and she says some clichéd saying that has nothing to do with what was happening. END

I had a dream that I was in Data Realms FF HQ, we did a lot of missions and stuff for a while then we went back to HQ... "Lee" a name called out, I turn around and I see a friend who's like ">:|" at the people around me, he says Lee I need to show you something in private.... He takes me to the DRLFF mainframe and HIS LIPS START TO OPEN "Lee-" OMGWTF, My sister (8 yrs) jumps on me and tells me to get up, I'm like "NOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS JUST GONNA TELL ME SOMETHING!!!" literally I shouted that at my sister, the suspense still kills me today, was it bad?, was it good?, WTF WAS IT!!


I will ask him on Tuesday even though it was a dream, probably creep him out, but it was so realistic, god, I want to beat the turkey dumplings out of him because of it.

I had a dream, that looped every minute, and got weirder every time.

Another one, in younger days, I dreamt that I was in an outfit, of those bug rangers ( I forgot the name ),
there was a demon in the heater, which opened, and Fuzzy Lumpkins stole my chicken nuggets!
I kick his ass, and the heater starts talking to me, and I went in, and it was one of the Ghost Buster's
chicks trapped, I save her, and Joey from yu-gi-oh is part of the team, I go outside use the Wallaper ( from Ratchet and Clank ) kill some bats, and call Joey, Mason, I run around on walls and ceilings, save the chick
again, slide around in the sewers, slime monsters appear I get eaten, fly out of him, and lands near the chick
that falls for the same trap over and over again, [/ waiting for next dream in this dream series ]

Link to a ♥♥♥♥ UP DREAM thread

i was watching paint dry. it was somewhat entertaining.

I had a dream I was skydiving with 2 other random people. All of a sudden a random spaceship comes out of nowhere and starts shooting at our plane. The skydiving instructer takes the last parachute and bails out of the plane, only to get sucked into the plane's jet engine (we were skydiving out of a Boeing 777).
This other guy and I had to pilot the plane down while dodging fireballs that were being shot out of the spaceships cannons. We flew into a construction site and the plane started skidding on a large sheet of metal around 100 ft off the ground. The other guy and I both jump out of the 777's door just as it flies into a wall. It starts raining. The spaceship lands and some guy with weird hair walks out of the port. We trip him and jack his ship. The dream ends with me and the other guy inside the cabin of the spaceship with an alarm going off.

I have problems, I know.

I had a dream after i got really really drunk (i think someone put something in one of my drinks) and played contracts level traditions of the trade with my friends (taking turns). i dreamed that i was fuchs, then i turned into a half fuchs half hitman and blew my brains out, then i appeared in the other room where i was having gay sex then straight sex (the person kept on changing between a hot girl and me) after that my penis shrunk down to where it was only a head (and it hurt). Then i became hitman, knocked me boning myself out, dragged me into the bathroom, and repeatedly raped myself, after i was done (as hitman) i looked down to find the person i was raping (me) turned into a bottle of draino. This was all in the hotel in traditions of the trade.


Even though it wasn't scary and penor was out before draino, i awoke with a scream that woke everyone else up, and i was sweating shitloads, so much that i had to shower.





i can't tell if the 777 is small or big.



I've also had dreams that had deep meanings and things that you only notice after, like the stuff in shaun of the dead.

I didn't have this dream but my friend did.

He dreamed that there was a new drug known as beach mushrooms and whenever you eat them you have the unbearable need to swim at 7:00 am on the following Thursday, but if you mixed them with blue Powerade then horrible consequences would ensue. You go completly insane, cry a lot and have a small copy of yourself dancing on your head. Then apparently my mom did this and tried to puke the stuff up but she couldn't, thats when an ambulance drove out of the shadows in my basement and some random man stepped out, said "This is how you do it." excruciatingly calmly and shoved his whole arm down his throat and threw up everywhere. He then clambered back into the ambulance and reversed back into the shadows. The dream ended.


Later I asked him what kind of drugs he was on.

I have two interesting dreams to share. The first happened a long time ago...

Ok, so in my dream, I wake up (so sly!), and I see my brother, Ben, sitting on the end of my bed. He then tells me that an evil form of himself has been captured by the two oldest of my brothers (yes, there are 6 of them), and they are going to dispose of him. So I get up and look out the front window, after going to the living room, to see them throwing the Evil Ben into a pile of soft mud. I then look behind me and see the Good Ben turn evil (red eyes, sharp teeth, demonic grin), and wake up sweating something fierce. I know it sounds really lame, but I was only around 11 at the time. So, hur.

Second dream

I don't remember this one very well, but what I do remember is that I had a son. And which seemed perfectly normal at the time, was the same age as me. I then go home (was outside from some reason), and my parents question me as to why I have a son. My dad gruffly asks me what I've been doing with my girlfriend. (She lives in Moosejaw, while I live near kamloops. Yeah... anyways I then tell him I didn't do nothing, and then I wake up, kinda disoriented.

This one was my brother's, and I thought it was pretty funny.

Ok, so my brother is walking along the the street when he sees a lollypop (not the good ones those blue and pink powdered sugar ones), and so he decides to pick it up. He then asks a little boy (which is roughly 2 inches tall) what he does with it. Because he was so young, he runs away. Geordie accidently drops it and it explodes on the pavement. He then sees another and retrieves it from the street. Then an asian girl comes up, and so he asks her. She tells him, 'This' and then stuffs the lollipop in her mouth, ripping off the candy but leaving the stick in his hand. She then runs away gloating about her candy prize.

I think there was more to it at the start but I forgot some of it :/

I had this weird dream, and I woke up and it had all been a dream.
And then I woke up.

That's somewhat like one of the few dreams I remember. I was having a nightmare or something so I woke up, but then a few seconds later a screaming green monster ran out of my closet and tried to kill me....so basically I was like "What the hell! I thought I had woken up." So I tried to wak up, and I did actually wake up, but I couldn't see. Turned out I had gotten pink eye and that my eyes where crusted shut. Took me awhile to get them open again.......Moral of the story is...getting pink eye sucks. (This was also one of the only dreams I've had where I don't feel like I'm watching it from a distance.)

To understand why this dream is in any way interesting, the following details should be noted-
my bed is next to a concrete wall, parallel to it. I normally sleep in the same position. However, during the night I turned perpendicular to it.
I had a dream where some person who I hated had made this large book with their face on it. I kicked the book.
My foot hurt for days afterward.