Good thing I am not a Christian!
I don't want to die Today!
Funny though!
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| Author: | Ophanim [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4473 ♥♥♥♥ troll of ungodly win. SPIDER-DEMONS IN HELL, BRETHREN! |
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| Author: | The Fat Sand Rat [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! ♥♥♥♥ epic. ♥♥♥♥ epic. Jesus, all fundamentalist douchebags are the same. |
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| Author: | Foa [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Good thing I am not a Christian! I don't want to die Today! Funny though!
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| Author: | ChJees [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Heh, are christians allways this trollable  ?
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| Author: | cambiogris [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Well, the "Landover Baptist Church" is just a big parody. The articles they have on their main page are pretty good too. |
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| Author: | Ophanim [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
That's what I meant, as in the site is a giant epic troll. |
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| Author: | dapaperboy [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
zomg! uber teh lulz! i had to close the tab in my firefox or my parents would take my computer away. i was laughing that loud! edit: jew power! |
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| Author: | Falcon X [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
This makes me sad. I just would like to point out that not all Christians are all like this... |
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| Author: | ProjektTHOR [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
The neocons are. There is no denying the neoconservatives are exploiting Christian fundamentalism the same way Baathists and demagogues are manipulating the Muslim fundamentalists. If you look at it, its actually an interesting way of them confirming that Christianity is better than Islam. Christianity, no matter how warped, would never call for mass sacrifice and martyring of their children. Nor would uncorrupted Islam. It just goes to shwo you how completely convoluted the Middle Eastern Muslim's worldview is. They are so manipulated by the demagogues that they can't even see how their religion has been twisted to meet the needs and desires of the clerics. :\ |
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| Author: | 21GP [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Except that the vast majority of them can. |
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| Author: | Kokits [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
The sad part is that they took all of those bible verses ridicuosly out of context. I hate it when people warp christianity by taking one or even part of a verse and claiming that they know the bible. Just pull out your bible and read those verses in their original formatting, these people are just screwed up. |
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| Author: | Ophanim [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
ATTENTION IDIOTS: THIS SITE IS NOT REAL. IT IS A GIANT TROLL SITE. NOONE IS SERIOUS, IT'S ALL FOR THE LULZ. THANKYOU, AND GOOD NIGHT. |
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| Author: | Galaxy613 [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Kokits wrote: The sad part is that they took all of those bible verses ridicuosly out of context. I hate it when people warp christianity by taking one or even part of a verse and claiming that they know the bible. Just pull out your bible and read those verses in their original formatting, these people are just screwed up. Or just read the context. Read the whole chapter or at least verses in the vicinity... most verses you see, even in some Chruch services, are taken out of context, sometimes very very VERY out of context. Oh, and Qur-ran would never support what Muslims are doing. Jihad isn't "Holy War" between Islamic States and Non-Islamic States, it's the internal war inside people between doing right and doing wrong. So the logical guess is that the Islamic Clerics twisted Jihad to their own agenda. |
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| Author: | 21GP [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
UGH Not "the muslims", "some muslims". Not "the clerics," "some clerics". It's not just semantics, the words we use often define the way we view the world, especially when it comes to matters of proportion. |
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| Author: | Kokits [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laughing so hard. I think I just pissed myself. |
Ophanim wrote: ATTENTION IDIOTS: THIS SITE IS NOT REAL. IT IS A GIANT TROLL SITE. NOONE IS SERIOUS, IT'S ALL FOR THE LULZ. THANKYOU, AND GOOD NIGHT. I know that, it's just stupid that people will still do this. |
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