Gentleman, Ladies, today is a banner day.

Today is a day I launch a new weekly event, run entirely by yours truly.

The event in question, good sirs and madams?

It's shortened name? T-MWTBP-o-R

Or, the elongated version, The-Masses' Weekly Temporary Bookmark Post-o-Rama.

You see, ladies and gentleman, I have a special folder on my computer. No, it's not filled with horse porn OR anything of that nature. No. It is filled with URL after URL of stuff I have culled from the very bowels of the Al Gore Machine. (As of typing this, said folder contains 253 links and grows at a rate of around 5-10 a day, depending on what I read)

They range from the mundane (Oh! Looky! A site entirely devoted to images of Hypercubes!) to the slightly disturbing. (The Doom Comic... What the ♥♥♥♥ is this doing here?)

And, as it's rather wordy title suggests, I will gladly post a few up here every...*Checks day*...Saturday, no, Sunday...I guess.

I shall be taking requests by PM.

(BAN SHIELD ON NAO: I will not, will not post cracks, warez, viruses, or ♥♥♥♥ like that so I suggest you don't even send it, don't even THINK about sending it. Also: No 4chan stuff unless it is so funny I literally throw up because of it)

Anyways, without any further adieu. I give you the first instalment of T-MWTBP-o-R.

*Ahem*

T-MWTBP-o-R Numero Uno (30/12/2007, Special, First, GALA-Super-Extra-Special-Duper-Large-Edition)

The Tetris Effect
I find this both slightly disturbingly and disturbingly cool. Apparently, if you play Tetris long enough, life begins to look like Tetris!



OH NOES!!!11 NOT TEH HALLUCINATIONS!

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(Taken from me telling a friend, actually the now-banned Elpolodiablo, about this)

"(10:57 PM) Chris: Hey man
(10:57 PM) Chris: Guess what I found?
(10:58 PM) El: Do tell
(10:59 PM) Chris: TreeDude.
(10:59 PM) Chris: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE"

Yeah... So... He's a tree... And a guy. Hence "TreeDude".

(DISCLAIM-O-RAMA: I do not support, advocate the existence of, make fun of, and in some cases even acknowledge the disease which I have dubbed "Treeumonia")

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Heh-heh. Funny robot. It looks like a bit of fun, and they say it'll eventually find itself on the public market, I may buy one. (Price permitting, of course)

Funny music, too. (By some Texish band going by the utensil-like moniker "Spoon", apparently. It's kinda catchy)

Google "KeepOn and The Beatbots" for more information
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Arguably, the first Cornwallis-to-iTunes "segue" ever. And most definitely the first done by Eddie Izzard.

(Annoying-Side-Note-Which-I-Want-You-To-Read-Before-I-Post-The-Link: Until about 2 weeks ago, I thought it was pronounced "segue" and not "seg-way", which just sounds retarded.)

Eddie Izzard meets Jon Stewart

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The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke is... well... not exactly "chilling" but it's kinda weird. Read it now.

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Every sexual fetish recognized by the UK government ever (Posted on FP, and you've probably all ready seen it, but this is for those with their heads in the ground and/or under a rock)

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Now, something mainstream.

The Evolution of Dance has most likely been seen by most of the Eastern adn Western populations, but it is put here simply because of the stupid amount of YouTube (Read: Useless) awards it has gotten. Most Viewed of All Time. Most Favourited of All Time. Over 69 million views. Gentleman, if that view count were to rise any higher the YouTube server would acheieve critical mass and become a small star, thus igniting the atmosphere and killing us all.

So don't click it.

(Aside: It was certainly not the "funniest six minutes I will ever see", Mr. Laipply, but you evicted a chuckle from me at your rather good rendition of "Can't Touch This")

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Now, I'm no art snob, but WebUrbanist.com caught my eye. And for an art blog to do that is an accomplishment of the highest order. What caught my eye were some of the positively bad-ass things people have made or done.

Examples:

Freaky-deaky light shows

I like light shows, I also like Tetris. Marry the two together and you have my undivided attention.

"Extraodrinary approaches to carving ordinary objects"

I will say this: The Chain Pencil is awesome.

Camo of fun

"Dude, is that Coke bottle talking to us?"

And a whole article on the (in?)famous Banksy.

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Airport confiscated barber scissors + Welder + Silly amount of time = Scissor spider

I am going to make one.

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Origin of the digital terrorism term "Firesale"

(Bitter, Cynical Aside) God, I hated Die Hard 4...

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Legos are awesome. Here's why.

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13, 22, 67, 128, 13, 22, 67, 128...

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Everybody loves cats. Including 4chan. Especially 4chan. Hopefully platonically.

But what of Robocat?

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To quote the post,"Canadian Public Safety is Serious ♥♥♥♥ Business"

I have no intention of cutting all my favourite blood vessels.

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Oh, for ♥♥♥♥'s sake...

Thompson's going to be all over this.

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Lest we forget...


Actually, please, let us forget!

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I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.

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...

I think I'll stick to my little steel box, thank you very much.

"Inventive" Piggy Bank

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Think about it, ten more years until we can do nothing on the internet for 20 straight hours and not have out bodies hate us.

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It's 616, ♥♥♥holes! Six-ONE-Six!

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Man, these guys are bad ass.

If the French were in Afghanistan, they'd use these.

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And lastly, a squid eating a shark.

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More to follow NEXT Sunday, if it is liked.

(Note: I did all of this while my internet was down in Notepad. Yep. Zero interwebs for me. I meant to post this on Sunday but instead it went up on Monday but they WILL go up on Sunday barring my death. But hey, it went up on new Year's Eve so consider it your little gift for the day)

- The-Masses

CALM DOWN AND GET ON TOPIC.

Anyways guys...

I think this is awesome.

Carry on.

(Few more that I HAD to post for you gents.)

*Tsk tsk tsk* Jacky, Jack, Jack, Jack... You had all this, and instead you try to ♥♥♥♥ with the Department of Defense? You ever heard of the NSA, boy? Well, the NSA and the DoD are kinda close.

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Lego MP3s. I ♥♥♥♥ want one.

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"A man, a plan, a canal, Panama."

"Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!"

"Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron."

"Rats Live On No Evil Star"

"Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?"

See where I'm going with this?

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Also, Jack, what did I do wrong? I want to make this fun for all, so ♥♥♥♥♥ at me and I'll try to fix it.

- The-Masses

Lol this is funny. You seriously have a fudge FOLDER of these?

You do know that they're saved to a folder, right?
Also, are you saying ♥♥♥♥ and I have the word filter on or are you actually saying fudge?

I said fudge. I just like to say fudge rather then the word it censors here. Don't ask me why.
And yes, that's why I asked him if he seriously had a folder of random links.

Ja. But I wrote the descriptions myself.

- The-Masses

Masses, if you didn't understand what I mean't, it's just a running joke around the forums about my affinity for furry horse pornography. You didn't know, it was harmless.

Back on topic: You have some very cool links, I enjoyed the SQUID VS SHARK ♥♥♥♥ FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN AQUATIC COMBAT

Ahh, my apologies, good sir. I buggered off for a month or two here so I missed a fair bit. No harm done.

*Laughs* Yep, that one is awesome. I'll try to find more like that. Remember, I take requests.

Give me one to find or one to post, and I'll do my best.

- The-Masses

Erm LOLWUT?

And to anyone watching: I LIKE MY TITLE, NEVER TAKE IT AWAY, EVER

Remember? I told you about TreeDude about 5 weeks ago.

Or was that someone else? I think it may have been. At any rate, I showed it to SOMEONE.

- The-Masses

Im not banned it just says so.

Now, I'll have nightmare involving a barber shop and those scissor spider
Lol, you must have lot of free time, don't you?

2 months of Christmas Holiday, my man. It's a beautiful thing.

- The-Masses