People don't love the sexy sailor? D:
This is a crisis, I'll get PR on it immediately.
"So, little Johnny, I see you're wondering about trolls!"
"Well, let's get right into it! Today, we'll be covering INTERNET TROLLS, as opposed to other trolls, such as the under bridge dwelling variety, mountain troll, or any other type."
"Grif is the local troll-guy-sort-of here at DRL, as distinguished by his... What the hell is that thing anyways, some weird color cube or something..? Anyways. I'm here to show YOU, that you shouldn't be afraid of Grif unless you're an idiot!"
"You see Johnny, the first thing to remember, is that Grif is greater then you! This little fact should be remembered at all times when thinking about challenging Grif, for you see, he has never been known to be wrong."
"For you see, Grif only flames idiots, such as those who clog up the mod section of our fine establishment with horrible bullet sprayers with unoriginal sprites, and far too much glow. The makers of these horrible mods have no skill/intention of ever creating anything better, you see, so Grif gives an honest opinion on their shoddy work to 'probe' them. Should the maker respond in an attempt to be clever and/or recruit other members against Grif as opposed to agreeing that their work is horrible, this should be a good enough indicator that we don't want them around."
"So do you see now little Johnny? You shouldn't be AFRAID or ANGRY at Grif, you should be supporting the cause. Butthurt noobs don't stand a chance against our Grify, we just have to man up and accept that not every guy who comes here and posts a glowing bullet sprayer has potential.
And you see Johnny, Grif is like the saran wrap around your sandwich, the o zone layer around the Earth, or any other metaphors for a mother protecting her young with a vicious tongue and razor sharp claws.
I salute you Grif, fight the good fight!"
He makes YOU SAFE.