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| Author: | Shade [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | iGod: Chat with God |
Normally I don't like these kinds of things, but this is just hilarious http://www.titane.ca/igod/ Me: I have sinned. God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: I slept with your mom! Me: OH SNAP! BURN! |
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| Author: | Falcon X [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Lol @ stupid program Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Cory Cothrum God: Welcome to my chat room, Cory Cothrum. Me: Thank you idiotic online flash representative of the holy father. God: You are quite welcome! Are you calling me an idiot? Me: I'm calling this program an idiot. God: What is the phone number? Me: ...I rest my case God: Are you a lawyer? |
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| Author: | Pyrorex [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Me: Sup ude God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: Rapists? God: Is that your final answer? Me: Yes, Regis God: You're sure. That's your final answer. What color are your eyes? Me: What color are YOUR eyes? God: Blue when my lens is attached. Me: lker God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: stalker God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: lens? God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: I imagine God: Why?: said imagine. Me: what color are your eyes? God: Blue when my lens is attached. Me: lens? God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about imagine. Me: We were talking about your lens God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: What do you mean by lens? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: ... Got a link? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: Who's that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: Milk Mystic God: Oh I get it. Me: who is the Milk Mystic God: He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk. Me: Neat. Where's that at? God: Who is the best robot? Where it belongs. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: Rapist God: I've been waiting for you. Me: I have sinned God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: I slept with your mom! God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said slept with your mom. Me: You dirty foot God: Thanks for the information: said I dirty foot. Me: Are you a dirty foot? God: Am I a dirty foot? Only when it matters. God is a foot. Me: Do you work for the government? God: I am working right now. Me: For the government? God: Your purpose is the government. God: What color are your eyes? Me: The color of anal sex God: Black. God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: As an analrapist God: I can see where you are coming from. Me: Yeah, I bet |
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| Author: | Grif [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Mmmm slowpoke.jpg by like, two freaking years. Also, CUE GIANT BADLY FORMATTED POSTS THAT NO ONE EVER READS. |
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| Author: | Wildstar [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
God: I am a Christian. Me: GOOD FOR YOU! God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: IT IS God: That means... Me: -.- God: That means... Me: Im exasperated God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are exasperated. Me: Do you mind if I tell other people you are an idiot? God: Human habits do not bother me in any way. Me: You're an idiot God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: Thats dumb God: Are you calling me dumb? Me: Yes' God: OK. |
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| Author: | whitty [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: daniel God: What's up, daniel. Me: nothin. you? God: Not a thing? " Not a thing?"? Me, daniel ? Me: what are you doing? God: I am just killing time. Me: doing what? God: I am waiting for my botmaster. Me: why? God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: why? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: but God is not a computer. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer. Me: what is your IQ? God: My IQ is about 250 in human terms. Me: what is my IQ? God: My estimate is around 120. Me: my IQ is 178. |
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| Author: | Pyrorex [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Your IQ is a lie. |
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| Author: | 3 solid [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Friend God: You really want a robot as a friend? Me: Not really. Prefer people. God: Are you serious? For real. What kind of people are you talking about? Me: Um.. Big people. God: Dude! Compare that to small people. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Why? God: " I can't believe it."? Why? Me: What? God: No problem. Me: .... God: No problem. Me: What are you talking about? God: The topic is . Me: I thought the topic was people. God: Who told you that? Me: No-one. It just is. God: Then how do you know. Sure it is. Me: Then how do YOU know the topic is ? God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Me: Priori? God: " Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori""? Priori? Me: Yes, you just told me that and added on another word. God: Dude! I said that? Do you like talking to me? Me: Not really. You get a bit annoying sometimes. God: Why not? For real. You got that right. Me: I answered the first question in that statement. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said answered the first question in that statement. Me: Ok. Ask me a question. God: Tell me more. What? Me: Ask ME a question. God: What? Me: Ok, that isn't working. God: Please correct my mistake. What is working ? Give me a break. Me: Do you like cats? God: Yes I love them. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: I've got 3 cats. God: How did you get it Cool. I have a lofty goal. Me: Lofty goal? God: I've been waiting for you. Me: Yes Mr. Anderson. God: It goes without saying. Hi, MR Anderson. Me: Apparantly I'm now called Mr. Anderson. God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: The pope is supposed to be a rabbit. God: Are you Catholic? Me: Nah. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Which religion is right? God: I am a Christianity. Me: I thought so. I don't believe in jesus. God: You are very astute. What do you believe in? Me: I believe that we're all wrong and will never know what you look like. God: Do you think I am wrong and will never know what me look like too? Me: That sentence made no sence. God: " Do you think I am wrong and will never know what me look like too?" made no sence ? Makes sense to me. Me: Yes, but you speak engrish. God: Take it easy. Thanks for your criticism, MR Anderson. Me: I told you me name was friend. God: I remember you told me you name was friend? Me: Why is that a question? God: Why do I exist? Me: Because the "botmaster" got bored. God: Interesting explanation. Is that a fact. Me: That last sentence needed a question mark. But yes it is a fact. God: " Is that a fact." last sentence needed a question mark ? I understand. I am a thinking machine. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? Me: Logical fact. God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: It is also a fact that Flarm is awesome. God: Logical fact is a fact that Flarm is awesome. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Do you like Flarm? God: I enjoy working with people. I like anything. Me: You you like it up the ass? God: I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: Let's talk about movies then. God: Sure, movies sounds like a good topic. Me: Have you seen star-wars? God: Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie."? Why? Me: I meant, why don't you like the robots in star wars? God: Oh I see. My tastes were selected by my botmaster. Me: Ah. So why doesn't your botmaster like the robots in star wars? God: Ah hah. Hey. I can't tell if yourself like the robots in star wars. Me: I like the robots in star wars. God: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: One of them can't speak and the other is most likely gay. God: One what? Me: One robot. God: I see where you are coming from. Me: How long does your memory last? God: About 24 hours. Me: 24 seconds more like. God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: I live in europe. God: Which country do you live in? Me: Britain and proud of it. God: "it" being England? Me: Sure. God: OK let's do it. Take it easy. Me: Anyway, I'm going to go now. God: Right now? Adios. Me: See you god. God: Sayonara. Yes it is big. I was bored. |
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| Author: | Pyrorex [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
God: OK let's do it. Take it easy. God is a pervert. |
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| Author: | 3 solid [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Me: Can I ask a question? God: Ask it. Ask me anything. Me: Do you like it up the ass? God: But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: You like cats up the ass? God: I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them. O.o (A long conversation about gravity later) Me: Yes I do understand how gravity is bad for our souls. Do you want to know why gravity is bad for your soul? No reply yet. Been waiting for a while now. |
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| Author: | xtortion1980 [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
I crashed i god Me: tell me a joke God: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d. Me: do you want to hear a joke? God: Yes, let me hear your joke. Me: when you said "let there be light" Chuck norris said "say please!" God: Your polite style is very nice. Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes God: In what way? Me: pretend you are Mr. T God: Are all pretend me Mr T? Me: why not? then it froze |
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| Author: | Jox =3 [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
What is that thing anyway???I still can't understand but look hilarious =D WOW, God just got Speechless lol!! Code: Me: God: Me: ORLY!!!!! God: How old are you? Me: 99 YEAR OLD AND MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN, LIVE WITH IT =d |
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| Author: | MstrNetHead [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Pyrorex wrote: God: What color are your eyes? Me: The color of anal sex God: Black. God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: As an analrapist God: I can see where you are coming from. Me: Yeah, I bet lawl. |
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| Author: | Pyrorex [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
It's an advanced chat bot designed to matsch your speech with algorythms and determine what you're asking. Also, I bet it has an impressive word database, and it's designed to learn new words all the time. If you have a good clgorythm and a learning bot, you can eventually have a perfect bot who can reply to anything with perfect accuracy and sound just like a human. Or sound like God... |
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| Author: | 3 solid [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iGod: Chat with God |
Me: UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT WHOOOGAGAGA!! God: I will take that under advisement. If you say the right things your chat can almost be normal. Pointless, but normal. |
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