Post the amazing e-mail spam/phising scams youve ever gotten!

Heres mine:

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WARNING - THIS IS AN EVIL SCAM, DO NOT FOLLOW/DO ANYTHING IT SAYS
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nlfdraw4@walla.com


(Accredited Licensed Agent to Transglobe lottery International )
Ref Number: 132/756/4007
Batch number:538901527-BB67

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the NLF ONLINE International Lottery programs that entered your email addresses amongst other addresses for the international lottery programs conducted by NLF ONLINE.
As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the
e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to
ticket number 343-221-8756, with serial number 454-17 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 and Bonus number 12 and consequently you won in the Second Category of the JAPAN FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

Your winning Ticket is Number. 343-221-8756
Your Serial Number. 454-17
Your lucky draw Numbers are. 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 Bonus Number 12
Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA
You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of
US$500,000,00 in cash, which is the winning amount for the Second
category winners.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individuals email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted by some software corporation to compensate some few individuals with website and email addresses. After the Microsoft anti-various incident on August 2003.

However, To file for your claim now, please contact the Transglobe finance lottery Agent. Mr Luis Parker
EMAIL: transfinasia@myway.com
Please provide him with your 6 digit numbers 8, 3, 7, 9, 5, 2 and your password RRTAz15. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

1. Name in full:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:
5. Occupation:
6. Phone/Fax:

If you do not contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner.
congratulations once again!

Sincerely yours,
Mrs Susan Lee
LOTTERY COORDINATOR.
http://www.transfinasia.net

[wt2r8ppn573]


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WARNING - THIS IS AN EVIL SCAM, DO NOT FOLLOW/DO ANYTHING IT SAYS
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500 K! Im rich!!!!11!1! : DDD

Here be mine.



And.

This is epic. I wish I had an email that got scams sent to it....:/

I got an email for BiG PeNiS's once.

How many did you order?

I receive about 10 of these every day.

Good deal, I'd kill for some of that crap I've never heard of.

I was worried that your emails advertising those products may have been a scam until I read the last line.

I can't help but trust a company that understands reading young stairs, justice and added companiable handwriting.
I mean, anyone can be their obliged favorite!

Sig'ed.

Edit: sigs removed?!?!