Okay this is a game.
If the admins dont want this here im sry i posted it
But it really is fun.

Ok heres how you play.
one person wishes for somthing, Next person in thread Corrupts the wish and wishes for somthing else.

Example
1st person:"I wish i had a monkey"
2nd person:"Granted, But the monkey it has rabies","I wish for a nice car"
3rd person:"Granted, but you just get the cars frame" "I wish for...."
Ect,Ect.

So ill go first.


I wish that i was chuck norris.

granted, but chuck norris is gay.

Granted, but you have rheumatism.
I wish for people to respect me.

BTW, nice game I'll have to steal it for SRC.

lol

i wish more people would join the src forums (link in my siggy)

granted as a god-king, but you have no kingdom-thing

Leonidas makes you bleed.

I wish I had a super-unbeatable, robot army that was completely loyal to me.

Granted, but they'll malfunction and turn on you one day.

I wish for people to respect me.

granted, but they wont respect you for long

granted, but the robot army is 50,000,000 miles away from earth

i wish i had 1 million dollars

...okay okay, I'll join while it lasts.



granted, but we're in Russia, and in Soviet Russia, Money owns YOU!

I wish for someone to grant my wish.

Granted, but now everyone hates you.

I wish I was Herman Li.

Granted, but the dollar just dropped so much it's worth next to nothing.

I wish for people treat me as an equal.

Granted but im not a geine so it doesnt work
I wish i was a geine

granted, but then you invent the mangoose (a mix of a mongoose and a mango) and everyone hates you again

i wish for super powers

Granted, but in soviet Russia, Super Power have YOU!

I wish that the person who grants my wish iss.......Pyro.

Wish granted, but now you're gay.

I wish for tentacle raep.

granted, but they choke you to near death

i wish for the 1st commercial build of CC to come out.