Note: this is merly a joke and is not ment to truly insult or offend in any way forum members of Thoristan or their allies
Thoristan! A counrty bent on complete forum/world domination. Shall we let their twisted dreams come true? I think not. I AlphaCommando shall not stand for their lies of "win" and "kick-assery", they are nothing more than a modern day Nazi party. Join me and our combined force shall beat back these invaders of peace and tranquility. We endorse true awesomeness and a quest for the greatergood of humanity.
Our mechanized armies are fueled, charged, armed and ready. Are you with us or agianst us? (Or you could be like the Swiss...wussies).
We are accepting people into our armies now, apply if you want these hairbringers of fail to be ousted!
PERSONELL:
AlphaCommando: (Emperor and Head General)
Thantos: (Head Cheif of Staff)
Tendrop: (Field Commander)
The-Masses13: (Gurellia Tatics and Air Force)
3 Solid: (Secret Service)
Kirby teh Pink
Elpolodiablo
), there are still formidable guerrilla groups operating out of many independent states. As your Tech, Air, Space and Air Commander, I would make it my #1 priority to crush any and all groups conspiring against us.