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| Author: | The-Masses13 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Game Idea! Funny Fake "Death" Newspaper Headings! |
Me and some guys were messing around on IRC and I had idea to make up a funny newspaper header in which you die. I'll start. "LOCAL HIGH-ROLLER DIES AWESOME DEATH! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT! HE HAD A BLOODY SWORD IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER! OH! AND THERE WERE A LOT OF DEAD GUYS!" This requires some explanation: "<The-Masses> I want to go out with a bottle of whiskey i one hand, and a bloody sword in the other, surrounded by my fallen enemies  "
Next! - The-Masses |
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| Author: | Grif [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:06 am ] |
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"MAN KILLS HIMSELF IN PRISON BY CUTTING OWN WRISTS WITH SAFETY SPORK" |
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| Author: | Control [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:12 am ] |
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MAN DIES IN TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT! LAST WORDS: "I IS AN HERO!" I don't really know how that came up, but it was funny in IRC. |
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| Author: | MaximDude [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:13 am ] |
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"MAN DIES OF FART SNIFFING OVERDOSE!!!" LOL! |
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| Author: | FantastikO [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:15 am ] |
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"BLOODY CORPSES TURN OUT TO BE HORSES WITH CANDLE SNUFFERS ON THEIR HEADS - THEIR FLAMES WERE OBVIOUSLY NUFFED, THUS KILLING THEM. LAST WORDS OF MAN: I ATE JESUS!" |
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| Author: | The-Masses13 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:15 am ] |
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South Park? And IWCY wins a cookie for the "an hero" reference. - The-Masses |
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| Author: | FantastikO [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am ] |
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Not south park. Imaginations. *tips hat to IWCU  *
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| Author: | The-Masses13 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:25 am ] |
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No. Maxim's. - The-Masses |
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| Author: | MaximDude [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:26 am ] |
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Nope, imagination Why? Was it on South Park? Didnt watch if for like 3 years... |
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| Author: | The-Masses13 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:28 am ] |
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I saw one episode where that becomes San Francisco's replacement for weed. I rarely watch it, it's just that that was WEIRD. - The-Masses |
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| Author: | Grif [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:04 am ] |
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The-Masses13 wrote: I saw one episode where that becomes San Francisco's replacement for weed. I rarely watch it, it's just that that was WEIRD. - The-Masses Ah yes, the people of San Francisco are so smug about their driving hybrids that they sniff there own farts. |
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| Author: | The-Masses13 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 am ] |
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Dear GOD! That's weird...but...what...I...kinda...expect from South Park. Anyway: MAN DIES OF FATAL WOUND BY CATHOLIC BADGER! BADGER EXCOMMUNICATED! - The-Masses |
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| Author: | Kurrus [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:19 pm ] |
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"MAN DIES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SUCCEED AT FIRST, HE FAILED AND THE TASK WAS TERMINATED!" Sub-header: "Executer's statement: now you're thinking with this ♥♥♥♥." 
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| Author: | Linongion [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:19 pm ] |
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Heading: MAN KILLED BY BOILED EGG. WHEN INTERVIEWED, EGG STATED STRUGGLE WAS OVER EASY! Sub heading: Reporter may have had his brain scrambled... |
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| Author: | MaximDude [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:23 pm ] |
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"MAN DIES WHILE SHOOPIN' WHOOPIN' HIS OPPONENT" |
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