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| Author: | Tomaster [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Lounge |
So, too often have I been bored, and found myself wanting to post something, just for the sake of posting. Unfortunately, most mods in this fine establishment frown upon going too off-topic. So I've had to stifle that reflex. But I've decided to run a little experiment. This topic is designed to be off-topic. It's where you post whatever you want. A cool video you saw, an awesome idea you just had, or a place to vent to anonymous ears. ♥♥♥♥, maybe you're baked, and feel like spewing nonsense. As long as it's not NSFW, or excessively vulgar, it will be tolerated. Discussion is encouraged as well, but don't be afraid to throw something entirely unrelated in, if you don't like the way the discussion is heading. So let's see if we can keep this running. I'll start us off with some classy thread music. SOMEONE WON $10. I FORGET WHO, BUT SOMEONE GOT IT, BY GOLLY. |
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| Author: | Contrary [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
have you ever tried to take a piss while you have a boner? its really difficult |
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| Author: | 411570N3 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
Especially if you pee sitting down. |
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| Author: | Geti [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
tbh I find that kind of easier, as you can bend your body forwards and then your penis downwards further. ...how is this the first topic you came up with? Official off-topic thread is a good idea. |
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| Author: | 411570N3 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
It varies from person to person, but to do that I have to lean forwards uncomfortably far. |
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| Author: | Kettenkrad [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
Typical Contrary, talk about whatever you want; boners. EDIT: Also i like the idea of this thread. |
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| Author: | Geti [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
411570N3 wrote: It varies from person to person, but to do that I have to lean forwards uncomfortably far. I guess, though that happens if you're standing up too, surely? |
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| Author: | Natti [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
I've never had problems with peeing with a boner. Though most of you might find it weird that I always sit in the toilet. Except public toilets. And all dirty ones. But at home I sit. Always. |
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| Author: | 411570N3 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
Yeah, urinating standing up is doubly difficult when I'm erect. As for cooking, I can do heaps of stuff, especially when eggs are involved. I'm not amazing or anything, but I can do some nice things. |
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| Author: | Ragdollmaster [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
When I get a boner and try to pee, I don't think it's necessarily the length of my member that's the issue (because c'mon I'm not going to pretend that I have some 12" monster) but it seems like my urethra magically transforms from a water slide to a high powered cannon when I get stiff, and I usually have to stand relatively far away (2-3 feet) to avoid pissing on the back of the toilet. Oh, and I can cook pretty well. |
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| Author: | WalkableBuffalo [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
Ragdollmaster wrote: but it seems like my urethra magically transforms from a water slide to a high powered cannon when I get stiff Haha that is so true It usually gets rid of my boner so in the end it doesn't matter, but at least that helps when I need to get rid of it I can barely cook, best I can do is mac and cheese, but when you have that what else do you need? |
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| Author: | matty406 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
I cannot urinate with ease with a boner. Which is actually a natural mechanism to prevent Urine mixing with Semen. |
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| Author: | whitty [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
This thread needs to be renamed to The Twisted Spork. Also, ramen <3 |
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| Author: | FoiL [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
I find it rather easy to pee with a boner, dunno, but it just comes out at natural rates. Peeing after sex however is rather funny. I tend to have to sit down, in order not to get urine on the walls or all over the toilet seat. |
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| Author: | Areku [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lounge |
Eww eww eww eww This thread is making me remember... Things I've seen in public bathrooms. Also, I can cook up something edible (and I'm actually rather good at salads), but don't expect it to taste too well. |
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