Alright, so I'm not trying to be egotistical or insult anyone or anything, but this is the internet. Some of you have lady troubles. This is not a big deal, everyone goes through it growing up, and not everyone can be a complete human being like myself
So here I, and anyone else who feels competent enough, will field questions about the ladies. Ask whatever you want, don't be embarrassed. I've seen and heard everything,

The key is confidence. Always confidence. Say anything to get her attention. Get her listening. Make her laugh. Don't constrain yourself, just pull whatever comes off your head. The craziest, most ♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ you can think of. Make a memory.
Be bold.
So, this is short, since I want this to be more a Q&A thing, so fire away!

I can't see this ending well, but whatevs.
I have complete faith in you, Oph. It's everyone else I'm worried about.

Nah, people're always talking to me about relationship stuff. I'm just opening the field.

Ok, I'll open up with a question.

So, I know that a girl is in love with me, and naturally (or not so naturally) I love her too, but the problem is that her friends are ♥♥♥♥♥es.

How am I supposed to start a relationship with her if her friends make her think I'm not right for her and stuff like that?

If she likes you enough, she'll ignore them. Her friends will come around. Or they'll keep being catty ♥♥♥♥♥es and she'll ignore them

Or you can get your try-hard shoes on and make her give up on her friends.

Worked well enough for me.

I seem to have this problem of always getting friendzoned, how do I avoid this dilemma?

Having been both friendzoned and a friendzoner I can tell you there is not a lot that you can do except being very blunt.
Make her know you love her.

Btw, top tip. When at your girlfriends birthday, do not fall asleep with another girl in your arms.

If she's friend zoning you, run hard in the other direction. Seriously, you have to catch it quick and steer it away. Make sure she knows that you see her like that, because that'll make her look back

It could also be that you're just waiting too long...which actually, now that I look at Oph's post again, is what he's saying.

See with girls, timing is everything. The right words at the right moment can make a difference like black and white, day and night. You have to be conscious of psychology, physiology, body language, word choice, vocal inflection, etc etc etc. PAY ATTENTION. You might miss something important. Unless you just want to ♥♥♥♥ her in which case nod and match her facial expression.

Heh, damn.
You seem to know pretty much, right?

Yeah I'm getting friendzoned by this girl I'm really into. She's a real classy gal and I think I'm way out of my league with her, should I even try?

Yeah, a lot of it stems from my obsession with the human psyche. I'm pretty good at figuring out what makes people tick. I've also managed to be some sort of sexual savant from day one. It took me like 3 hours to lose my virginity She told me in between that and a heated as ♥♥♥♥ dry hump session on her couch the night previous that said dry hump was better than any of the sex she's ever had. Feel free to ask about sex btw guys, there is nothing better than pleasing a woman

First off, "out of my league" goes out the window. When you speak to this girl, you are the cat's pajamas as far as you're concerned. Nervous stutters are cute, but cheerleaders don't get railed by the entire math team. Ignore whatever arbitrary gap in attractiveness or social level or whatever and just ♥♥♥♥ go for it.
That will be my answer about 90% of the time in this thread. MAN THE ♥♥♥♥ UP AND GET YOU SOME. Eyes on the prize and you best REALIZE that you're the one who's gotta get it.

Rhyme!

Yeah, that's true, anyway.
There is a saying in spanish that goes like this "El que no se arriesga no cruza el río", which translates into "The one who doesn't take risks won't cross the river".

You just got to act, girls won't say "I love you" for not doing anything.