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Let me tell you what's Mary Sue.
It is an Antonov-225 cargo plane retrofitted to carry more weight. But wait, that's not all.
It also carries two Goalkeeper CIWS on its side and a Phalanx CIWS on the other. The wing is equipped with Bofors guns salvaged from P-51 Mustangs, and it can carry a Lynx (modified Cessna fit for war) inside its cargo bay.
And oh, did I mention that it's also equipped with afterburners and an ECM and AWACS system?

(some dude made a remark about it's not as mary sue as the cost is skyhigh)

Well, since it's operated by a Tongan crew who is employed under a top-secret organization that funds the CIA, Al Qaeda and Aperture Science, whose job is to protect world peace through power, the plane's costs are paid by the organization. That includes the onboard Jacuzzi which I forgot to mention in the last post.

Author:	carriontrooper [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:20 pm ]
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I had to share a post I made in /tg/. Code: Let me tell you what's Mary Sue. It is an Antonov-225 cargo plane retrofitted to carry more weight. But wait, that's not all. It also carries two Goalkeeper CIWS on its side and a Phalanx CIWS on the other. The wing is equipped with Bofors guns salvaged from P-51 Mustangs, and it can carry a Lynx (modified Cessna fit for war) inside its cargo bay. And oh, did I mention that it's also equipped with afterburners and an ECM and AWACS system? (some dude made a remark about it's not as mary sue as the cost is skyhigh) Well, since it's operated by a Tongan crew who is employed under a top-secret organization that funds the CIA, Al Qaeda and Aperture Science, whose job is to protect world peace through power, the plane's costs are paid by the organization. That includes the onboard Jacuzzi which I forgot to mention in the last post. So yeah, this thread is for those ideas that are awesome yet unrealistic... but IT'S AWESOME SO WHO CARES. And to comment on said ideas, to make them EVEN MORE AWESOME.

Author:	bbbzzz234 [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:14 pm ]
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Nonsequitorian wrote: Making a JJJ(J.am J.ar J.et) out of a bullet casing. Then making a barrel to fire this mini-missiles. To bad this don't work, casings are way to small, and turn into candles. What about a 50 cal?

Author:	Grif [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:26 pm ]
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Two words: Flamethrowing helicopter. Think about it. Either an H-53 or a Chinook, kitted out with minimum four napalm sprayers spewing napalm like this beast and coating a goddamn forest. Screw Ride of the Valkyries; imagine the psychological impact of this massive chopper thundering along, a hundred feet off the ground, spewing fire like a goddamn dragon.

Author:	Roast Veg [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:50 pm ]
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A loudener. Like a silencer, but more fun. My pistol sounds like a sniper.

Author:	Foa [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:53 pm ]
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Roast Veg wrote: A loudener. Like a silencer, but more fun. My pistol sounds like a sniper. Quote: "And an attachment that allows you to shoot down helicopters." "I don't need that... yet" Those firefighting airplanes, but you fill them with napalm, not water.

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Author:	Roast Veg [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:02 am ]
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Kudos for getting the reference. Also fill the plane with sand.

Author:	Contrary [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:10 am ]
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Orson Scott Card's Battle Room irl.

Author:	Dr. Evil [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:30 am ]
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I see your flamethrower helicopters and raise you flamethrower combat motorcycles.

Author:	FoiL [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:39 am ]
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CIWS on a highly armored humvee with an engine with twice the original size. Sure it drinks a gallon per mile, but who cares about that when you can kills anything within a kilometer or two.

Author:	dragonxp [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:46 am ]
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Grenade which Explodes in Bubbles.

Author:	findude [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:55 am ]
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An acne wash that actually works. No wait I didn't see the "must be warfare" sign. Where was it again? Foam sniper rounds. Shoot one into the operational end of the tank, blasto.

Author:	caekdaemon [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:02 am ]
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Roast Veg wrote: A loudener. Like a silencer, but more fun. I have read that a muzzle break is what you want. I have no way to test this however, living in a country with gun laws. That is the smartest thing my country as ever done. Luckily the bar is quite low.

Author:	Foa [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:09 am ]
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Dr. Evil wrote: I see your flamethrower helicopters and raise you flamethrower combat motorcycles. A tank with six flame throwers! Maybe a battleship with an extremely high pressure water cannon that shoots napalm?

Author:	Roast Veg [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:12 am ]
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caekdaemon wrote: That is the smartest thing my country as ever done. Luckily the bar is quite low. Dude, we live in the same country. I'll race you to see who gets a loud-ified gun first.

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Author:	Foa [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:24 am ]
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A loudifier for a sniper! Nitroglycerin-injected engines?