rant about all of the ♥♥♥♥ that pisses you off.
Politely.
With class.

where to start...
A bit of background
first off i am a upper-middle class artistic kid living in a small, lower class, redneck town.
everyone here seems to think that democrat is synonymous with Muslim, and that atheist means heartless cereal killer.
Im a relatively fit kid, taller then most at six foot two, i am fairly handsome, and a very good skier (my towns main sport), as well as a blue belt in karate.
I am in the 11nth grade.
I consider my self of above par intelligence, with a iq of 137 and a 98 on the last state math test, despite my 70 average, due to apathy and lack of drive.
I live about a 15 minute drive from everyone.
I am fairly socially awkward, but i used to be much worse. Many of you guys rember me when i first came here. im never that bad in person, but you get the gist.
Im normally nice to kids all day and always have been, i try to start conversations, perhaps a little intrusively.
My interests that i discussed were fairly normal, skiing, joking about school, talking, just trying to make friends with people.
And all they did is treat me like a worthless piece of ♥♥♥♥.
All the dudes who arnt my friends pretend that i own a meth lab, making fun of me, thinking im some totally uncoordinated retard who loves star trek or whatever thing i care less about than they do.
They have kept this up for 11 years of my 16. out of the about 250 people i know, about 230 think this of me, and i am chronically misunderstood.
During the summer, all my friends are busy with their jobs, and only leave the house about every third day, sitting at home bored, seeing friends about 5 times the whole summer.
Recently, ive just taken to wanting to injure anyone who gets in my way who is not a friend.
I barely feel most emotions.
I dont start conversations anymore.
I dont watch Tv.
I dont even play video games much any more.
It ♥♥♥♥ sucks.
Im not emo or homicidal or anything, but i feel utterly disconnected from everyone, like im not even in the same species as most of the idiots i know.

your turn

While reading this, I thought the entire time, "You just made this so you had an excuse to tell us you were attractive, tall, and smart."

haha. no.
where i live a chimpanzee can be called tall attractive and smart.
~A 3rd of my class did not know how many states their are on the first day us history test.
im not particularly great. and i am very bad at being social.

and theirs people in worse situations then me too

You should get a meth lab just to show them, for the lols. Kidnap one of them, force them to watch the entire Star Trek series in one sitting, and release it back into the wild. For the lols.

I hate when I don't pay attention to my dinner, and it gets cold, but I still kinda want to eat it because I don't like wasting stuff, but it tastes worse than before. Pleh.

If you're really that fit and Juggernaut then beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of one. You'll see the negativity in people decrease drastically.

I think Operation:Star Trek has a better chance of success.

This is an incredibly terrible idea.

It sucks when I play CoD:4 on Veteran difficulty, and infinite amounts of enemies pour from the same building, or one-way alley, and all shoot me for 5 seconds straight, even after I'm dead.

I don't know about you, but every atheist I've seen murderously devours it by the box, occasionally choking on included toys at the bottom of the bag inside.
They just seem heartless because you never end up hearing about their hearts, due to their lowered chances of heart complications due to their Heart-Healthy eating with low-cholesterol Cheerios.

<3

DO IT.


What grinds MY gears?
1. Children on Facebook.
2. Parents on Facebook.
3. Family on Facebook.
4. Catholic schools (I swear, they turned me agnostic).
5. The DEA. ♥♥♥♥.
6. STUPID ♥♥♥♥ DRIVERS
7. Ig'nant people.
8. Stupid people.
9. People who don't understand my sarcasm.
10. Lack of motivation for anything.
11. Yelling of any kind at a semi-high pitch (makes me want to stab somebody).
12. When my TI-89 Titanium won't solve a problem that I end up missing because of my dyslexia (misspelled dyslexia as dislexia while typing).
13. ♥♥♥♥♥ teachers.
14. Having a million useless ♥♥♥♥ facts in my head.
15. Thinking of a word but nothing comes up for minutes.
16. Bad quality songs from mah torrentz.
17. The DEA.
18. That the communist model fails in real-life practice.
19. Broken code that won't fix itself.
20. Insomnia.

maybe it cuz you are such a gentleman

i wouldn't be friends with anyone who writes ♥♥♥♥ like this

Man up. I'm short, slightly overweight and not very handsome, but I'm popular as hell. I can only think of a few people ever who don't like me. I used to be really unpopular and got bullied a lot, but that's because I was being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Man up, figure out what people don't like about you, and change yourself.

Following whitty's example

1. Slow drivers
2. Driving in winter
3. Winter
4. People who undermine how hard some things people do are, but refuse to do it after they say they could
5. Learning hard things
6. Proud people
7. Small children
8. Shoes with tiny toe boxes

Azukki, you're my hero.

1. The stupid ♥♥♥♥ that I've been trying to avoid for the last 5 years because he makes me wanna stick sharp objects in his face. Oh and I would get expelled for even hitting him because I gave him a black eye in the first week that I knew him.
2. My parents for not letting me play games after dinner because "it effects my school", note I come home from school around dinner.
3. Good bands that go commercial. WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
4. The girl of my dreams telling me that we're not meant to be together.
5. Not being able to get a drivers licence, even though I know I can do way better then all the stupid brads that get cars from mommy and daddy.

1) The girl who's not of my dreams giving me no way out of your dead-end relationship.
2) Lafe's situation minus the meth lab, I play video games and I do running, not skiing.
3) ♥♥♥♥ ignorant pricks who think that atheist is synonymous with anti-scientist (Apparently they don't believe in anything they can't see, ergo ATOMS DON'T EXIST DERP DERP)
4) Autistic kids (I don't have an intrinsic problem with them, but I know a lot and most of them are annoying. And one of them has my house phone number.)

I hate haircuts. Why do I have to look like a douche with short hair instead of a douche with long hair? It makes no sense.
Why the hell am I "not allowed" to save up for an Xbox? I can save up for whatever ♥♥♥♥ I require.
Shopping. Who the hell does that any more? Just buy the ♥♥♥♥ online and be done with it already.
Snow. It's cold, wet and it ♥♥♥♥ with your day and the only good part about it is no school.
Walking. I really want one of the old-people scootermabobs that I could just drive around on.
So what if I can't figure out what I want for Christmas? Just ♥♥♥♥ find me something awesome or give me money so I can buy it!
Stop looking over my shoulder at what website I'm on! Why do you care? So what if I'm talking to people I don't know, I know I'm smart enough not to tell a paedophile where I live!
So what if I'm religious? I can be religious and accept science at the same time, derp!

*sigh*

I feel much better. Thanks a bunch.