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Author:  Raven [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:50 am ]
Post subject:  Omegle
Oh god, this is hilarious.
http://www.omegle.com/

Funniest one yet,

Stranger: What is air?
You: I'm not sure.
Stranger: Oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Post yours!
Author:  dragonxp [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
It's like cleverbot or something. Whats with the question what is air?

Stranger: WHAT IS AIR
You: A particle in the empty space around us.
Stranger: WHAT IS LIFE
You: The force which allows all things to live.
Stranger: FOREVER ALONE?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: I CAN'T EVEN
You: Can't even what
Stranger: HARRY? HARRY POTTER?
You: He's gay.
Stranger: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?
You: Yes., may i take your ordeR?
Stranger: NO. THIS IS PATRICK.
You: Well hi.
Stranger: ME GUSTA.
You: Okay.
Author:  unwoundpath [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
ok then, i felt like being the one asking questions. did not go as planned

You: what is life?
Stranger: i'm not sure
You: why not?
Stranger: it could be anything
You: good point
(awkward silence)
You: computers are cool
Stranger: meh
Stranger: not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Author:  Duh102 [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
dragonxp wrote:
It's like cleverbot or something.

Um, not really. Omegle connects you with a random stranger, but the same stranger for the entire conversation.
Author:  matty406 [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Stranger: HNNNGGGG.
You: sweet jesus
You: GGGGNNNH
Stranger: WHAT IS AIRRRRRRRRRRR
You: I'M NOT QUITE SURE MYSELF.
Stranger: THAT MAKES TWO OF US.):
You: INDEED.
You: LET US WONDER ABOUT AIR TOGETHER.
Stranger: LOLOLOL WHAT IS THIS.
Stranger: I DON'T EVENNN.
You: IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU.
You: BUT I DON'T.
Stranger: Okay.

The air thing is probably something started on 4chan.
Author:  dragonxp [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Duh102 wrote:
dragonxp wrote:
It's like cleverbot or something.

Um, not really. Omegle connects you with a random stranger, but the same stranger for the entire conversation.


It's just suspicious with all the same first question people tend to use.
Author:  whitty [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
That usually means 4chan is having some fun.

*EDIT*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: what is air?
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: dammit
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Paul Stanley's chest rug
You: what is love
You: baby
You: dont hurt me
You: dont hurt me
You: no more
Stranger: NO MORE
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Author:  YHTFLKC [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
I found a gentleman. Throughout our conversation, he transitioned from gentleman, to troll, to brochacho. It was funny.
Author:  matty406 [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: inb4 air
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: what is air
You: Dry air contains roughly (by volume) 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases. Air also contains a variable amount of water vapor, on average around 1%.
Stranger: ♥♥♥♥ YES , PREPARED STRANGER
You: YES.
You: BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Stranger: your a ♥♥♥♥ winner.
Stranger: cant even lie
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: nice, nice.
Author:  alphagamer774 [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
I love this. Handing out Life advice.

Sucks, I hit the smilely limit. Deleted some.

Code:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: GOODEVENING
You:
Stranger: hello
You: hm
You: slow reactions
You: hm
You: uh
You: slime?
Stranger: hehe
You:
Stranger: i am not slime if that is what you are implying
You: hm
You: [crosses off the list]
You: pet rock?
You: :)
Stranger: no :(
Stranger: sadly
You: [crosses off the list]
Stranger: but i have a pet rock
Stranger: called tommy
You: niec
You: tommy
You: tommy the
You: hm
You: rocks that start with t
You: GOOGLE
Stranger: :)
You: didn't work
You: got a bunch of music, obvoiusly
Stranger: why not?
You: seems there's a DJ named Rock T
Stranger: haha
Stranger: he is not as amazing as my pet rock though
You: and Given the amount of effort I'm putting into an Omegle conversation, I can't find anything
You: o
You: wait
You: Turqoise
You: Tommy the Tirquiose
You: splt rong
You: [fills out "pets" feild]
Stranger: hehe
You: Where are you? Approximately?
Stranger: in australia
Stranger: :D
You: OMG
You: Wanna go there bad
You: I'm in Canada
You: West Coast
Stranger: well we could switch places if you would like
You: (hit the smiley limit, pretend this is a :Psmiley)
Stranger: i have a question
You: Fire away
Stranger: i need some advice
You: Hm. Okay, Shoot
Stranger: i like one of my really good friends but i dont know whether to tell him or not :S
You: Hm. Do you think they like you? If there's been any kind of outward expression, the same thing's probably going on in their head too
You: Try Dropping a VERY MINOR Hint. VERY subtle.
Stranger: i dont know
You: like
You: Casual movie night with the gang
You: and randomly invite them
Stranger: we already did that
You: Hm. How'd It go?
You: Who'd they sit with?
Stranger: they sat inbetween me and my best friend
You: hm
You: Interesting. Has there been any hint of something between them? Probably not, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: she has a boyfriend
You: You should tell them. They're likely sitting in a similar akward spot too. And you only live once.
Stranger: yes but i dont want to screw up what we already have
You: Hm. Close Friends or Casual Friends.
Stranger: close
You: goddamnit, my question mark key isnt working again
You: as is any of the punctuation
Stranger: hehe
You: my keyboard has switched to french mode
You: é
You: è
You: à
You: ^ç
You: ç
You: see
You: hm
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: your problem deffinatley outweighs mine :)
You: Indeed
You: If youre close firends, It might not work out. Be careful. The same way you usually dont marry your BFF from kindergarden
You: preschool, whatever
Stranger: hehe
You: you know
Stranger: yep
You: Casually and slowly decrease the number of people your Movie night or whatever has
Stranger: :(
You: until its just a handful
You: then repeat until someone cant make it at the last minute
You: see what the response is
Stranger: haha
You: But keep your cool. Dont let anything go until you know for sure.
Stranger: he wouldnt care that it was only us two because he is so laid back
You: Hm
You: That makes it harder.
Stranger: yep i k now
You: Try it. Try doing a One on one thing, but MAKE SURE THEY DONT THINK ITS A DATE. Make sure it seems like it was spur of the moment or something.
You: then keep a close eye on them
You: See how they respond.
You: Thats the important part
You: If youre too unsure, dont make to big of a leap. Always keep an excuse for whatever
You: like
You: you couldnt get a hold of anyone
You: or whatever
You: or you were bored
You: etc...
You: Make sure you can reach the last rung
You: Go slow
You: etc...
You: Always have a way out.
Stranger: why is everything so confusing
You: Because If it wasnt, Rules would actually work
You: and Laws would actually make sense
Stranger: but no
Stranger: instead the world is a screwed up place
You: Justice only exits because there is not Black and White. There is no Fine line. The whole damned Mess is a Gray area
You: Millions of dollars go into lawyers
You: millions
You: yet
You: all theyre doing is working for money
You: not working for justice
You: the murderer always has a defence lawyer, and they always have a counter argument
You: and it always makes some sort of sense
You: but
Stranger: yep
You: you always know whos really right
You: in your heart
You: thats the same principle you need to apply
You: step back
You: Will this REALLY work
You: not do you want it to work
You: will it
Stranger: arghhhh
Stranger: i think i am going crazy :S
You: Probably not, You can still type fine
Stranger: akojf;jagf
Stranger: :D
You: Hm
You: anyways
Stranger: yes?
You: its 1:17 am here, and I have two classes tomorrow
You: I gotta get some sort of sleep
Stranger: ok
Stranger: goodnight lovely
Stranger: and thank you for your help
You: Id say goodnight, but its probably the morning for you
You: (hit the smiley limit, pretend this is a :0smiley)
Stranger: no 8pm
You: hm
You: anyways, your welcome. I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGLE
Author:  Raven [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Wow...

Nice.
Author:  Karion [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Is funny how people react to ramdon things

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: how we can feel the air if we can't see it??
Stranger: why do people keep asking me about air?
You: i don't know
You: maybe is a good way to starting a conversation?
Stranger: i know, but couldn they just start talking bout something else but air?
You: mmm maybe
Stranger: so, im askin you
Stranger: what is air?
You: Dry air contains roughly (by volume) 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases. Air also contains a variable amount of water vapor, on average around 1%.
Stranger: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: i thought you don't want to talk about air
Stranger: * grinning person's face*
Stranger: heyya troll!
You: see, air is a good conversation theme
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: URL?
You: oh no lets keep tlaking about air!!
You: it's great :D
Stranger: its awesome
You: i know right?
Stranger: ♥♥♥♥ YEA
You: talking nonesence is great!!
Stranger: FOREVER ALONE
You: you are gay?
Stranger: no, im happy
You: happines is just a empty room that slowly dissapear
You: leaving nothing else than the real life
You: yeah, you are sad now
Stranger: how'd u know
You: cause face the true make your life sad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Author:  Roast Veg [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Quote:
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?!
You: What isn't air?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Well, that was crap.
Author:  Seraph [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Beautiful

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1188961/Omegle+vs+Tumblr/
Author:  unwoundpath [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Omegle
Seraph wrote:
Beautiful

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1188961/Omegle+vs+Tumblr/


LOL that is hilarious!
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