Show me ♥♥♥♥ you can kill people with.

And please don't show me your little 3 inch folding knife accompanied by the text "Well this is all I have it isn't much.." etc etc. If it's not worth showing, don't show it to us and then say that it's not worth showing.

That picture is oddly sensual.

...right?

Don't worry about it, everyone's attracted to me.

Wish you had made this earlier. I was just at our farm where we have a huge stockpile of guns and ammo as well as tools such as machetes, sickles, etc.

Preparing for something are we?

2012 Zombie apocalypse?
Does a sledge hammer count, because i have that and a box of multiple razor blades.

Also, I think i'll use the chainsaw that's in garage.

Inb4 bear hands.

Eheh, I think its time for me to take my old plasma Sword...
Oh and I have customized my father's car with a giant dozer blade on the front, does it count ?

You do know plasma swords aren't real right

I hear J. Marttiini is a good brand of knives.

I also have a sword-thing I started making maybe 5 years back it's still around somewhere, I just never made a good handle for it or sharpened it.

Lemme see:

- BB gun (not really deadly but whatever);
- Crossbow (Believe me, this thing packs quite a punch);
- Two-barreled shotgun (really old, my grandmother received it as a birthday gift when she was ten);
- Homemade flamethrower (gee I love this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6rfa_jVJO8);
-Assorted army knives and machetes;
- Mandatory chainsaw;
- SLEDGEHAMMER!;
- Two tomahawk axes;
- This weird serrated knife that our gardener stole from the drug dealers back when he was still the proud owner of a barbershop in the countryside;

...and I guess that's it.

Only babies need weapons to kill people.

Areku, didn't you also make a mortar that fired fireworks if I remember correctly?

Everything is a weapon, including your body. So we're all babies.


My armory currently consists of:
Bows
Arrows
Awesome Stick
Boomerangs

I have two Winchester knives (might get a picture later) and my dad has a Glock 17 in a safe.

Also; I assume this is just for real weapons, not tools that can be used as weapons, but I have two big baseball bats and a rather sharp spade that's more like a polearm than a shovel.