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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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The Ultimate Battle
The title says it all. In a fight between an Eastern Lowland Gorilla and a Kodiak Bear, who would come out on top? A few specifics for size and ground rules: The average E. Lowland Gorilla, in the wild, weighs about 500+ pounds. For our little discussion here, we'll call him 600 pounds, a weight which has been recorded in captivity. (The largest ever recorded was over 800.) A male Kodiak can weigh anywhere between 800-1400 pounds, though the larger weights are generally very rare and only when conditions are ideal. We'll call him a 900 pound male bear. The arena will be a regular forest. Both animals are unaware of each other at the start of the fight, but once they are, they will, for sake of discussion, be determined to murder the other, not fearing death or retreating. Place your bets people. I'm going with the gorilla.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:40 pm |
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Benpasko
Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 am Posts: 1633
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
The winner would be...the gorilla.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:47 pm |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:49 pm |
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roflcopterz
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:51 pm Posts: 30
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Grif wrote: Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica. <3 id say gorilla cuz he has thumbs and can make a fist
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:52 pm |
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Duh102
happy carebear mom
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:40 am Posts: 7096 Location: b8bbd5
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Gorilla, he'd go ape ♥♥♥♥ on that bear.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:53 pm |
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dragonxp
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 3032 Location: Somewhere in the universe
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bear, will tear off his head.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:16 pm |
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Eviltebor
Joined: Sun May 31, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 69
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bear
The gorilla is all like "Rawr i'm so angry"
And the bear is all "Hey, a gorilla, do you seriously think that will be hard to beat?"
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:20 pm |
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Disst
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am Posts: 1182
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
A gorilla can rip limbs off afaik.
Gorilla.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:23 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bear cause bears are awesomer than gorillas.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:42 pm |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Putting my money on the gorillas. They are vicious ♥♥♥♥. And they're fast. When I think of bears, I think of lumbering swipes.
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:58 pm |
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Dudemauler
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:24 am Posts: 96
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
the Bear. Because bears are TOUGH. Also because I'm Russian
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:18 am |
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alaifain
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:44 pm Posts: 230 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bear.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:30 am |
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
According to wikipedia, eastern lowland gorillas tend to be peaceful and live in groups, while kodiak bears are generally solitary, have mixed personalities and have their intelligence level ranging from canine to primate.
I vote for the bear if it's a one-on-one, since it's larger and has claws even if the gorilla may be slightly more intelligent. If it was in nature, I would vote for gorilla, 'cause the gorilla would call in its herd and beat the crap out of the bear.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:55 am |
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am Posts: 3966 Location: Canadida
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Bears are able to easily lift half large ton boulders, and can run 30 miles per hour. A lot of bears can climb trees, but the ones that can't will cut down said trees.
Bears usually attack the appendages ( disarming the target ) before hauling the dieing creature off for occasional snacking. So called bear mace usually isn't strong enough to deter adult bears.
They can stand on two legs and make fast and devastating swipes, say fast, and hard enough to rip your head right off.
BEAR!!!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:15 am |
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Jon
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:34 pm Posts: 143
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Gorillas. I can imagine that gorilla could tear out the bear's throat with a light pinch. Maybe if it was Gorilla v. Polar Bear, then the results would be different.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:20 am |
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