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			| Dauss A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE 
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   |   The Ultimate BattleThe title says it all. In a fight between an Eastern Lowland Gorilla and a Kodiak Bear, who would come out on top? A few specifics for size and ground rules: The average E. Lowland Gorilla, in the wild, weighs about 500+ pounds. For our little discussion here, we'll call him 600 pounds, a weight which has been recorded in captivity. (The largest ever recorded was over 800.) A male Kodiak can weigh anywhere between 800-1400 pounds, though the larger weights are generally very rare and only when conditions are ideal. We'll call him a 900 pound male bear. The arena will be a regular forest. Both animals are unaware of each other at the start of the fight, but once they are, they will, for sake of discussion, be determined to murder the other, not fearing death or retreating. Place your bets people.I'm going with the gorilla.
 
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			| Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:40 pm | 
					
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			| Benpasko 
					Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleThe winner would be...the gorilla. 
 
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			| Grif REAL AMERICAN HERO 
					Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBears.Beats.
 Battlestar Galactica.
 
 
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			| roflcopterz 
					Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:51 pm
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleGrif wrote: Bears.Beats.
 Battlestar Galactica.
<3 id say gorilla cuz he has thumbs and can make a fist
 
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			| Duh102 happy carebear mom 
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleGorilla, he'd go ape ♥♥♥♥ on that bear. 
 
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			| dragonxp 
					Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBear, will tear off his head. 
 
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			| Eviltebor 
					Joined: Sun May 31, 2009 6:49 pm
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBear
 The gorilla is all like "Rawr i'm so angry"
 
 And the bear is all "Hey, a gorilla, do you seriously think that will be hard to beat?"
 
 
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			| Disst 
					Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleA gorilla can rip limbs off afaik.
 
 Gorilla.
 
 
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			| Lizardheim DRL Developer 
					Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBear cause bears are awesomer than gorillas. 
 
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			| Tomaster DRLGrump 
					Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattlePutting my money on the gorillas. They are vicious ♥♥♥♥. And they're fast. When I think of bears, I think of lumbering swipes. 
 
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			| Dudemauler 
					Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:24 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate Battlethe Bear. Because bears are TOUGH.Also because I'm Russian
 
 
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			| alaifain 
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBear. 
 
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			| CaveCricket48 
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleAccording to wikipedia, eastern lowland gorillas tend to be peaceful and live in groups, while kodiak bears are generally solitary, have mixed personalities and have their intelligence level ranging from canine to primate.
 I vote for the bear if it's a one-on-one, since it's larger and has claws even if the gorilla may be slightly more intelligent. If it was in nature, I would vote for gorilla, 'cause the gorilla would call in its herd and beat the crap out of the bear.
 
 
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			| Foa Data Realms Elite 
					Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleBears are able to easily lift half large ton boulders, and can run 30 miles per hour.A lot of bears can climb trees, but the ones that can't will cut down said trees.
 
 Bears usually attack the appendages ( disarming the target ) before hauling the dieing creature off for occasional snacking.
 So called bear mace usually isn't strong enough to deter adult bears.
 
 They can stand on two legs and make fast and devastating swipes, say fast, and hard enough to rip your head right off.
 
 
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			| Jon 
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   |   Re: The Ultimate BattleGorillas. I can imagine that gorilla could tear out the bear's throat with a light pinch. Maybe if it was Gorilla v. Polar Bear, then  the results would be different.   
 
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