In honor of what everyone seems to want to turn the forum into nowadays/because everyone takes themselves too seriously, me most of all, post some horrifying ♥♥♥♥ in regards to your linguistic skills when you first found the internet.
"*points*HAHA!Do u got msn messenger"
""Check out my myspace and ull see what kind of music i listen to.I added your eminem and greenday video too.It really was cool.""
Bonus points for this one is the display name I had at the time (I'm pulling these from myspace messages.) is "I love someone I can't have" and later was "Tear open my heart". Funny ♥♥♥♥.
"Just wanted to say hey sorry u moved.And to tell you i never realized how beautiful you are.I had feelings for you but not the guts to ask you out.Now I've lost my chance."

Dictating rules just because I can:
Try and keep this lighthearted. The point of the topic is to post how stupid you were, nobody needs your help in identifying just how stupid it is.
Post only things which are your words. The purpose of the thread is self-mockery, not general mockery.
Nobody wants to hear your pretentious ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spew about how you were great at English when you found the internet. It's little more than veiled mockery/ego jerking and will make you look like you love men. Don't do it.

I actually wrote this.

Edit: assuming Ophanim was talking about how everyone now a days are grammar nazis [ ] , i agree with him.

"i no but warcraft sux. i dint say all blizzard creations rool."

This was years ago.

It's amazing how stupid I was three years ago.

I remember being introduced to some elite all-knowing person from Flecko.net when I first joined via MSN messenger, I typed something like "lol, hi nice 2 meet u." Then getting soundly rebuked by the introducer and told to use proper grammar.

My oldest and most horrible posts are no longer present, at least on this forum. I'll try to dig my FF past.

EDIT ok this stuff will never be shown to anyone I am deleting every trace of it

I really like how I see many happy go lucky modders become these dark and serious people heh heh...

*gets sunk in schoolwork some more*

Humble beginnings.

BLAHBLAH

EDIT: apparently this could be misconstrued as being touting my english skills. was more trying to make fun of my OVEREXUBERANCE at being A NEW SCENE MAKER and having NEW IDEAS THAT ARE SO VERY AWESOME and failing miserably

and then like a week later:
and then, relapse:
Back in 06 or somthing, I was a moron

Well, this isn't so bad.

Most previous forums I've been to have been deleted due to some idiocy or another.
I'm sure I was pretty awful, but the evidence has all burned away.

According to Studies of West African Islamic History, I was a pretty nasty town back in the day.

Not as bad as i expected.

Just me blathering about my horrible past in school etc, along with the dreaded premature line breaks that pissed off so many people. It's the earliest of my posts in here that i could get hold of, though i'm sure that i've made worse posts before that. :U

Ohhhhhh lawdy.

Not so bad.

I made a passwords idea thread on runescape forums in grade 7.

I did not go onto any forums again 'till grade 10

YO GRIF YOU BETTER POST IN HERE SOON SON OR I'MMA BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL SON.
A few of our members will get one hell of a kick out of what I'm talking about.

This is just How cool I am.