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I find it really hard to eat any sandwich without miracle whip (unless it's like, Peanut Butter or something). It just isn't the same without that Tangy Zip.

What about sub sandwiches, from say Subway?

If I wasn't so lazy I'd bring my own miracle whip, but I settle for regular mayo. Though it sucks.

Why don't you just unlock it?
EDIT: Unlock and merge.

Subway sucks,
Quiznos all the way!

WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP AND WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN.

To be honest I've never had Miracle Whip.
What does it taste like?

MAYO AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL!

I dis-like may and Miracle whip... BBQ sauce for ever.

PIRI PIRI SAUCE IS THE BEST. >:C

You... you heretics! How dare you not like mayo??
Seriously now, dry, crunchy french fries work best with a mayo, mustard and ketchup (in equal parts) combo.

To me, mayo tastes like you are eating a glob of crisco, which is pure fat.

Mayo isn't supposed to have the consistency of fat...

Well then, I must get the cruddy stuff.

Yeah, Miracle Whip is pretty awful stuff. Who knew it was possible to take something like mayonnaise, which is already characteristically and almost categorically bland, and make it even more tasteless. Then again, mayo as it is in the US is generally only good for adding moisture to dishes, so I suppose taste doesn't matter so much anyway.

As for you freaks who dip things in mayonnaise or use it as a primary ingredient, there is a special sort of hell for having culinary tastes of the likes of your's.

PS: Add a squeeze of lemon to any commercial mayo for drastically improved taste.

Edit: Also, for those of you who missed my locked topic*, Click.


*Locked for good reason. I agree that I should have posted that in the link dump.