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is your son a computer hacker?

go see the page...
it has the best advices ever!


Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:18 am
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One big pile of nonsense...
C'mon? Quake? Its a game, is doesn't teach you how hack computers...

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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites

Lol, that's just stupid, its like assuming your son bought ice skates so he can use them to kill people.

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Has your child asked for new hardware?

Sounds more like the "Hacker" is playing games on his computer...

How'd you find this article?

(P.S. I am aware of the fact this was written about 7 years ago)


Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:12 am
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random foroum looking.
a link to another link and there you have it.
also "flash" is a program used to hack other computers?
or the AMD part???
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.

it is the most hilarious thing i read for many years...
i have bookmarked it to read it oftenly...


Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:17 am
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Intel is a True American Hero.


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itc; nice troll site.
made me laugh


Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:44 am
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That father let his son off easy. With such a cut-and-dry case of illegal activities, he should've belted him.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:57 am
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I read this page on Albino Black Sheep like 8 years ago. this is OLD... this is a 'my mom read that at college' Old.

It was written as a joke, to make fun of over-concerned parents. If you where seriously trying to troll with this, or seriously believed this, your an idiot and have failed at every aspect of life. its so old it isn't funny anymore.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:34 pm
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Miles_T3hR4t wrote:
I read this page on Albino Black Sheep like 8 years ago. this is OLD... this is a 'my mom read that at college' Old.

It was written as a joke, to make fun of over-concerned parents. If you where seriously trying to troll with this, or seriously believed this, your an idiot and have failed at every aspect of life. its so old it isn't funny anymore.

you seriously thought than i took it as a real advice topic?
i posted it becose i found it funny...
and yes i know it is old but never the less it is funny...
and please next time dont call me an idiot just by assuming than i was trolling.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:41 pm
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vagyr wrote:
Miles_T3hR4t wrote:
I read this page on Albino Black Sheep like 8 years ago. this is OLD... this is a 'my mom read that at college' Old.

It was written as a joke, to make fun of over-concerned parents. If you where seriously trying to troll with this, or seriously believed this, your an idiot and have failed at every aspect of life. its so old it isn't funny anymore.

you seriously thought than i took it as a real advice topic?
i posted it becose i found it funny...
and yes i know it is old but never the less it is funny...
and please next time dont call me an idiot just by assuming than i was trolling.


I wasn't sure, but its so old that it stopped being funny, and became funny again, and stopped being funny again.


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that article made me cry.

1. yes. AOL can bite my ass. it sucks.

2. Yes. i own my own computer. im not 8 years old.

3. ♥♥♥♥ yes. my computer is a peice of ♥♥♥♥.

4. yes i do. it helps to counter hackers.

5. my life is my computer. (lol jk)

6. by quake do you mean games?

7. i dont have many friends because i have a minor brain problem.

8. i run linux not your imaginary lunix

9. no. no. no. go away people who know nothing about what you're writing about.

10. im bad at school.



whoever wrote this was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

they should not have internet.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:06 pm
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3POK_PHALE wrote:
that article made me cry.

1. yes. AOL can bite my ass. it sucks.

2. Yes. i own my own computer. im not 8 years old.

3. ♥♥♥♥ yes. my computer is a peice of ♥♥♥♥.

4. yes i do. it helps to counter hackers.

5. my life is my computer. (lol jk)

6. by quake do you mean games?

7. i dont have many friends because i have a minor brain problem.

8. i run linux not your imaginary lunix

9. no. no. no. go away people who know nothing about what you're writing about.

10. im bad at school.



whoever wrote this was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

they should not have internet.


Or, MAYBE, it was a troll. A extremely slim chance, but it's still possible.


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okay... they were a trolling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:41 pm
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Click on those amazon links.

It's an obvious joke.

And Wikipedia agrees.

Part 8 reminded me of this.


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you know... you'd think xkcd was kidding, but they're not.

and, good work, you ended the thread. :D


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Older than the goddamn internet.

Seriously, this has probably been around since 1999. Nice job being a DECADE late to the party.

edit: 2001? Wow.


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