After the phenomenal failure of Miles' DnD game, I've decided to host a friendly game of Paranoia (without the rulebook, you don't really need it). I picked Paranoia partly because it's hilarious and fun and partly because it's a game where the players are SUPPOSED to be against each other, so it shouldn't degrade into madness any more than usual.

Anyone who wants to play, post in this topic and I'll send you a little bit of info about your character's secret treasonous activities.

For anyone who doesn't know what Paranoia is, I'm far too lazy to explain it so look it up on Wikipedia.

The game will be hosted on #paranoia in IRC, either today if we somehow get enough players or maybe tomorrow if I manage to finish the stuff I have to do tomorrow, but if it ends up extending into the week the play sessions will be much shorter.

During the week I will be on from 7-10 PST.

Join up!

PLAYERS:

-Aspasia [prossibly]
-Thunder Toes
-Foa
-Beowulf
-The ClamV2
-The Fat Sand Rat
-CrazyMLC

Yes I will play prossibly

Yes, and I command all who are reading to join

I listened!

Now where did you put that 'Join' button?
And, I'll need five copies of that anthology, and then, I'll use it to make many hobo flares, I add military grade smoke producing material, just add fire!

Sure, I'll take a try with this.

Actually, if you have a copy of those rulebooks I'll take it. Any paranoia books you have.

Assuming I've got this right, 1 - 8 Pst or 4-11 EST.

We now have enough people to play a game, so post times when you'll be online and we'll coordinate something.

Generally PST, 7-11.

All hail ThunderToes, I shall follow him.
I.E. Yeah I'll play
I'll probably be online all the time.

I'm up.
PST is three hours behind New York, right?

Oh yeah. Paranoia, the game where you are pitch black, even your eyes, hair, everything.

Because, If not, when you blink you touch the whites of your eyes and get shot.

I'm in!

(But why not do this on fantasy grounds?)

So you start out drinking the Essence of Dark?

And after we get cured, we get shot at, when we blink with our cured eyes?

Strange and perplexing rules, I'm not touching the Antidote.

Yep, Color codes make paranoia hilarious.

You start with a black jump suit with only clearance to touch black, then...

Black, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, etc.

Do you even know what you are talking about? It really seems like you don't.

Yeah you really have no idea do you. Its not that you can't touch things that aren't your clearance level color you idiot. You are making it sound like a totally different game. And it isn't black, its Infrared, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Ultraviolet. You are misleading the ♥♥♥♥ out of other players. Just stop talking before you tell them something else completely and utterly wrong. Foa and eveveryone else, disregard everything he said.

I didn't get to get on yesterday, so we'll have to play sometime this week.

When's a good day and what time?

How nice, your an idiot too!
I was joking. Man, Aspasia.
Atleast in the game of paranoia I played, there weren't different kinds of light. Infrared is black, ultra violet was white. Soorry. >_>